Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A handsome man living down South
Was fine 'til he opened his mouth
He said 'nuffink' and 'ain't '
And always dropped an 'H'

[Mups]

A handsome man living down South
Was fine 'til he opened his mouth
He said 'nuffink' and 'ain't '
And always dropped an 'H' 
And then he moved up to Louth.

*

One night it was a thick fog

[Scrumpy]

One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog

[Ruthio]

One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog
Along came a bus 🚌 

[Scrumpy]

One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog
Along came a bus
Freddie is no-more.. alas

[Mups]

One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog
Along came a bus
Freddie is no-more.. alas 
So Mavis has lost her snog.

[Scrumpy]

Mickey bought a ticket to ride the London Eye

[Mups]

Mickey bought a ticket to ride the London Eye
He found it exciting being up so high

[GrannyMac]

Mickey bought a ticket to ride the London Eye
He found it exciting being up so high
He could see all of the city
From high up it looked pretty

[Mups]

Mickey bought a ticket to ride the London Eye
He found it exciting being up so high
He could see all of the city
From high up it looked pretty 
But his girlfriend - it made her cry!

*

In the Cafe sat Brian and Sid

[klondike]

In the Cafe sat Brian and Sid
Full English breakfast for less than four quid

[GrannyMac]

In the Cafe sat Brian and Sid
Full English breakfast for less than four quid
With several refills of coffee and tea
As well as food, they were warm, for free

[Scrumpy]

In the cafe sat Brian and Sid
Full English breakfast for less than four quid
With several refills of coffee and tea
As well as food, they were warm, for free
And then, in the kitchen, the washing up they did

[Mups]

The man from Ocado just came
I can't remember his name

[klondike]

The man from Ocado just came
I can't remember his name
Now was it Tzingombo
Or maybe Flynzumbo