Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy



A handsome man living down South
Was fine 'til he opened his mouth
He said 'nuffink' and 'ain't '
And always dropped an 'H'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

A handsome man living down South
Was fine 'til he opened his mouth
He said 'nuffink' and 'ain't '
And always dropped an 'H' 
And then he moved up to Louth.

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One night it was a thick fog

Scrumpy


One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog
Along came a bus 🚌 

Scrumpy


One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog
Along came a bus
Freddie is no-more.. alas
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

One night it was a thick fog
Freddie went out for a jog
Along came a bus
Freddie is no-more.. alas 
So Mavis has lost her snog.