Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

There'll be no white Christmas, so they say
Was that the weatherman who's gay?
I think you're right - wears trousers too tight
He was on that chat show the other night
As his alter ego, Daisy May.

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Yesterday at 07:18:10 AM
The journey from Lapland to Scunthorpe was dire
And certainly with very little to admire
Old steelworks, closed pits

[klondike]

The journey from Lapland to Scunthorpe was dire
And certainly with very little to admire
Old steelworks, closed pits
No sign of glitz
Keep rolling to some other shire

Now the roads are becoming quite icy
Sliding on bends is so dicey

[Alex]

Now the roads are becoming quite icy
Sliding on bends is so dicey
The gritters were out

[Mups]

Now the roads are becoming quite icy
Sliding on bends is so dicey
The gritters were out
Did the neighbourhood throughout

[Scrumpy]

Now the roads are becoming quite icy
Sliding on bends is so dicey
The gritters were out
Did the neighbourhood throughout
In a wagon they called Kiera Knightly

[Mups]

Will Father Christmas be coming tonight?

[klondike]

Will Father Christmas be coming tonight?
I know last year he got a terrible fright

[Mups]

Will Father Christmas be coming tonight?
I know last year he got a terrible fright
Fred's dog bit his bum
And made it go numb

[GrannyMac]

Will Father Christmas be coming tonight?
I know last year he got a terrible fright
Fred's dog bit his bum
And made it go numb
And the reindeer were all in a fight

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Happy Christmas one and all
Have some fun, but do not fall

[Scrumpy]

Happy Christmas one and all
Have some fun, but do not fall
Eat some turkey and sip some brandy
Remember to keep the Gaviscon handy

[Mups]

Happy Christmas one and all
Have some fun, but do not fall
Eat some turkey and sip some brandy
Remember to keep the Gaviscon handy
Other than that,  just have a ball. 




Yesterday at 10:19:01 PM

Brian couldn't eat a brussel sprouts
They gave him wind, and he daren't go out

[klondike]

Brian couldn't eat brussel sprouts
They gave him wind, and he daren't go out
His mate told him Brian get a grip
Don't be embarrassed just let rip
His wife disagreed and chucked him.out

Now poor Brian's out on the streets