Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

'Tis the season to be jolly
All you need us loads of money
A turkey, sprouts and some gin
Nip down to Lidl you'll be quids in

[Mups]

'Tis the season to be jolly
All you need us loads of money
A turkey, sprouts and some gin
Nip down to Lidl you'll be quids in 
And don't forget some sprigs of Holly.

[Scrumpy]

Betty had mistletoe hanging over the door
She was hoping for a kiss or even something more

[Mups]

Betty had mistletoe hanging over the door
She was hoping for a kiss or even something more
She waited and waited,   best lipstick on
Then all of a sudden,  along came Don

[Scrumpy]

Betty had mistletoe hanging over the door
She was hoping for a kiss or even something more
She waited and waited, best lipstick on
Then all of a sudden along came Don
They kissed and kissed til their lips were sore

[GrannyMac]

Will we ever write a verse that rhymes
Some of them are almost a crime 
Others though can be quite funny
They're the ones right on the money
And Freddie pulled a cracker

Best one yet Scrumpy! 😂😂😂

Yesterday at 08:14:11 PM
The Christmas lights were twinkling as were Ellen's eyes
She'd spotted Bert in the rugby club, big shoulders, huge thighs

[Mups]

The Christmas lights were twinkling as were Ellen's eyes
She'd spotted Bert in the rugby club, big shoulders, huge thighs
With hands the size of dinner plates
And known to have been on thousands of dates