Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

'Tis the season to be jolly
All you need us loads of money
A turkey, sprouts and some gin
Nip down to Lidl you'll be quids in

[Mups]

'Tis the season to be jolly
All you need us loads of money
A turkey, sprouts and some gin
Nip down to Lidl you'll be quids in 
And don't forget some sprigs of Holly.

[Scrumpy]

Betty had mistletoe hanging over the door
She was hoping for a kiss or even something more

[Mups]

Betty had mistletoe hanging over the door
She was hoping for a kiss or even something more
She waited and waited,   best lipstick on
Then all of a sudden,  along came Don

[Scrumpy]

Betty had mistletoe hanging over the door
She was hoping for a kiss or even something more
She waited and waited, best lipstick on
Then all of a sudden along came Don
They kissed and kissed til their lips were sore

[GrannyMac]

Will we ever write a verse that rhymes
Some of them are almost a crime 
Others though can be quite funny
They're the ones right on the money
And Freddie pulled a cracker

Best one yet Scrumpy! 😂😂😂

December 21, 2024, 08:14:11 PM
The Christmas lights were twinkling as were Ellen's eyes
She'd spotted Bert in the rugby club, big shoulders, huge thighs

[Mups]

The Christmas lights were twinkling as were Ellen's eyes
She'd spotted Bert in the rugby club, big shoulders, huge thighs
With hands the size of dinner plates
And known to have been on thousands of dates

[GrannyMac]

The Christmas lights were twinkling as were Ellen's eyes
She'd spotted Bert in the rugby club, big shoulders, huge thighs
With hands the size of dinner plates
And known to have been on thousands of dates
She hoped he'd be her Christmas surprise. 

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But for Ellen there would be no romance
Bert's dates were a cover, she wouldn't stand a chance 

[Scrumpy]

But for Ellen there would be no romance
Bert's dates were a cover, she wouldn't stand a chance
Not Ellen, Ruby, Peggy or May
He loved Maurice.. sometimes Eric ..Because he was the other way

[Mups]

But for Ellen there would be no romance
Bert's dates were a cover, she wouldn't stand a chance
Not Ellen, Ruby, Peggy or May
He loved Maurice.. sometimes Eric ..Because he was the other way
So he didn't give Ellen a glance. 



December 22, 2024, 02:56:03 PM

There'll be no white Christmas, so they say

[klondike]

There'll be no white Christmas, so they say
Was that the weatherman who's gay?

[Mups]

There'll be no white Christmas, so they say
Was that the weatherman who's gay?
I think you're right - wears trousers too tight

[klondike]

There'll be no white Christmas, so they say
Was that the weatherman who's gay?
I think you're right - wears trousers too tight
He was on that chat show the other night

[Alex]

The journey from Lapland to Scunthorpe was dire

[Mups]

The journey from Lapland to Scunthorpe was dire 
And certainly with very little to admire