Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Now poor Brian's out on the streets
Checking the parking of disabled cheats
He'd give 'Spoons a miss now he had no cash
Moaning and groaning at those out on the lash
Oh what he'd give for just a few treats.



December 25, 2024, 11:33:52 AM


So Christmas Day is finally here

[Alex]

So Christmas Day is finally here
And soon the end of another year

[klondike]

So Christmas Day is finally here
And soon the end of another year
Will the next see the back of Sir Kier?
If it does that should raise a cheer

[Mups]

So Christmas Day is finally here
And soon the end of another year
Will the next see the back of Sir Kier?
If it does that should raise a cheer
And very few will shed a tear.


December 26, 2024, 10:11:41 AM

What a grey and dismal Boxing Day

[Alex]

What a grey and dismal Boxing Day
For me a DG day and dinner on a tray

[Mups]

What a grey and dismal Boxing Day
For me a DG day and dinner on a tray 
Time to sit down and relax
Soft cushions behind our backs

[GrannyMac]

What a grey and dismal Boxing Day
For me a DG day and dinner on a tray
Time to sit down and relax
Soft cushions behind our backs
Now for us, it's homeward the next day.

         ************

Its nice to be with folks at Christmastime
Eating nice food, drinking good wine

[klondike]

Its nice to be with folks at Christmastime
Eating nice food, drinking good wine
But when it's done there's a price to pay
Check the scales. Is that what I weigh? 

[Mups]

Its nice to be with folks at Christmastime
Eating nice food, drinking good wine
But when it's done there's a price to pay
Check the scales. Is that what I weigh?
But a January diet will make me fine. 


*


When it snows, I build a snowman
If I do it this year,  I shall call him Dan

[klondike]

When it snows, I build a snowman
If I do it this year,  I shall call him Dan
When he melts I may shed a tear

[Mups]

When it snows, I build a snowman
If I do it this year,  I shall call him Dan
When he melts I may shed a tear 
Cos he'll be gone for another year

[Ruthio]

When it snows, I build a snowman
If I do it this year,  I shall call him Dan
When he melts I may shed a tear 
Cos he'll be gone for another year
I'll try hard not to cry if I can

[Mups]

Mabel's washing all blew off the line

[Scrumpy]

Mabel's washing blew off the line
Her knickers entwined the pants of Brian
They blew together in the breeze

[GrannyMac]

Mabel's washing blew off the line
Her knickers entwined the pants of Brian
They blew together in the breeze
Without so much as a thankyou or please
Was it a hint, or maybe a sign?


Mabel and Brian lived in houses next door
A widow and widower, they knew the score