Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

A glass of red to wash it down
But not so much I act the clown

[GrannyMac]

A glass of red to wash it down
But not so much I act the clown
Just enough to feel quite mellow

[klondike]

A glass of red to wash it down
But not so much I act the clown
Just enough to feel quite mellow
That'll make me a happy fellow

[Mups]

A glass of red to wash it down
But not so much I act the clown
Just enough to feel quite mellow
That'll make me a happy fellow 
Then I'll relax in my dressing gown. 

[Alex]

Freddy was new to the town

[Mups]

Freddy was new to the town 
As he drove around with a frown

[GrannyMac]

Freddy was new to the town
As he drove around with a frown
The one way system had him beat
When trying to get home to his street

[klondike]

Freddy was new to the town
As he drove around with a frown
The one way system had him beat
When trying to get home to his street
Twenty miles later he was feeling a clown

Poor old Bob was feeling sad
Everything had changed since he were't lad

[Mups]

Poor old Bob was feeling sad
Everything had changed since he were't lad 
He couldn't keep up with computers and 'phones
And one of his neighbours even had drones

[Scrumpy]

Poor old Bob was feeling sad
Everything had changed since he were't lad
He couldn't keep up with computers and phones
And one of his neighbours even had drones
It was all beginning to drive him mad


Scan this, click and pay,  and download the App
It did Bob's head in, such a confused chap

[GrannyMac]

Scan this, click and pay,  and download the App
It did Bob's head in, such a confused chap
He thought it made no sense
He even missed pounds, shillings and pence

[klondike]

Scan this, click and pay,  and download the App
It did Bob's head in, such a confused chap
He thought it made no sense
He even missed pounds, shillings and pence
He'd ask someone later but after a nap

His daughter looked and was puzzled too
Maybe Gerry would know what to fo

[GrannyMac]

His daughter looked and was puzzled too
Maybe Gerry would know what do
He tried a reboot, but the site didn't load

[Mups]

His daughter look and was puzzled too
Maybe Gerry would know what to do
He tried a reboot but the site didn't load
Then it said he was in the wrong mode

[GrannyMac]

His daughter looked and was puzzled too
Maybe Gerry would know what to do
He tried a reboot but the site didn't load
Then it said he was in the wrong mode
So out the window the laptop flew.

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Dave thought an online order would be good
As a way to order his Christmas food