Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Dave thought an online order would be good
As a way to order his Christmas food
So much Not Available and Out of Stock
And the delivery charge was a bloody shock

[Alex]

Dave thought an online order would be good
As a way to order his Christmas food
So much Not Available and Out of Stock
And the delivery charge was a bloody shock
If he could cancel Christmas, he would.

A handsome young man from Bridgend

[klondike]

A handsome young man from Bridgend
Was temporarily without a girlfriend

[Mups]

A handsome young man from Bridgend
Was temporarily without a girlfriend 
He looked pretty swish
And smelled quite delish

[GrannyMac]

A handsome young man from Bridgend
Was temporarily without a girlfriend
He looked pretty swish
And smelled quite delish
What a pity he was such a 🔔 end.  ☺️ 
          
          ***********

A quirky young man from the Wirral
Liked to dress up as a squirrel 🐿� 

[Mups]

A quirky young man from the Wirral
Liked to dress up as a squirrel 🐿 
He sat up a tree
Till he needed a wee

[GrannyMac]

A quirky young man from the Wirral
Liked to dress up as a squirrel 🐿
He sat up a tree
Till he needed a wee
Then he went in the Ladies' and said he was a girl.

[GrannyMac]

Mary had a little lamb, but Dave preferred fish

[Scrumpy]

Mary had a little lamb, but Dave preferred fish
Jack Spratt  would have no fat sitting in his dish

[Mups]

Mary had a little lamb, but Dave preferred fish
Jack Spratt  would have no fat sitting in his dish 
For he preferred Pie & Mash
But his missus liked Corned Beef Hash

[Scrumpy]

Mary had a little lamb, but Dave preferred fish
Jack Spratt would have no fat sitting in his dish
For he preferred Pie & Mash
But his missus like corned beef hash
One might say their marriage was certainly at risk

[Mups]

Will we ever write a verse that rhymes
Some of them are almost a crime 

[klondike]

Will we ever write a verse that rhymes
Some of them are almost a crime 
Others though can be quite funny
They're the ones right on the money

[Scrumpy]

Will we ever write a verse that rhymes
Some of them are almost a crime 
Others though can be quite funny
They're the ones right on the money
And Freddie pulled a cracker

[Scrumpy]

'Tis the season to be jolly
All you need is loads of money