Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Poor turkey ran off in fear
And bumped into a kindly old dear
She picked him up and carried him home
And in her garden he talked to her Gnome
Then she stuffed him for Christmas.. with all the gear



The moral of this story is don't even trust a gran

[klondike]

The moral of this story is don't even trust a gran
That smile just means one thing - she has a cunning plan

[Mups]

The moral of this story is don't even trust a gran
That smile just means one thing - she has a cunning plan 
Turkey thought he was safe and sound
But only for it to found
He still ended up in the pan.

[GrannyMac]

Annie liked loads of fairy lights
Her house could be seen for miles at night

[klondike]

Annie liked loads of fairy lights
Her house could be seen for miles at night
Across the street they couldn't sleep
Their comments must be masked as bleep

[Scrumpy]

Annie liked loads of fairy lights
Her house could be seen for miles at night
Across the street they couldn't sleep
Their comments must be masked as bleep
But they did help the planes when taking flight

[Mups]

With all the presents wrapped and ready

[GrannyMac]

With all the presents wrapped and ready
Ron was feeling quite unsteady

[klondike]

With all the presents wrapped and ready
Ron was feeling quite unsteady
When the tape ran out he'd switched to glue
Not to be sniffed. Which he never knew

[Scrumpy]

With all the presents wrapped and ready
Ron was feeling quite unsteady
When the tape ran out he'd switched to glue
Not to be sniffed. Which he never knew
He sniffed and sniffed and felt quite heady

[Mups]

I fancy  beef casserole for tea

[klondike]

I fancy beef casserole for tea
There's enough for two but it's all for me

[Mups]

I fancy beef casserole for tea
There's enough for two but it's all for me 
Might make some dumplings too

[klondike]

I fancy beef casserole for tea
There's enough for two but it's all for me
Might make some dumplings too
They always bulk up a tasty stew

[GrannyMac]

I fancy beef casserole for tea
There's enough for two but it's all for me
Might make some dumplings too
They always bulk up a tasty stew
With onion, carrots, spuds and peas.

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A glass of red to wash it down