Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Poor old Fred lost his hearing aid
So he had no idea what was being said
He sang the wrong carol while singing in church
Which made some frown and others smirk

[Scrumpy]

Poor old Fred lost his hearing aid
So he had no idea what was being said
He sang the wrong carol while singing in church
Which made some frown and others smirk
And never heard were the 'Do' was at ,didn't go ,I'm afraid


Molly found nothing in her Christmas stocking

[Alex]

Molly found nothing in her Christmas stocking
That Santa had missed her was truly shocking

[Scrumpy]

Molly found nothing in her Christmas stocking
That Santa missed her was truly shocking
There was a large hole near the big toe

[Mups]

Molly found nothing in her Christmas stocking
That Santa missed her was truly shocking
There was a large hole near the big toe 
And she reckoned it was done by her mate, Joe

[Scrumpy]

Molly found nothing in her Christmas stocking
That Santa missed her was truly shocking
There was a large hole near the big toe
And she reckoned it was done by her mate , Joe
After he borrowed them to go out rocking

[Alex]

Molly found nothing in her Christmas stocking
That Santa missed her was truly shocking
There was a large hole near the big toe
And she reckoned it was done by her mate , Joe
After he borrowed them to go out rocking


Rodney woke up to thick frost on the ground

[klondike]

Rodney woke up to thick frost on the ground
And leapt from his bed with a joyful bound

[Scrumpy]

Rodney woke up to thick frost on the ground
He leapt from his bed with a joyful bound
He went of to the market with his bruv Del

[Alex]

Rodney woke up to thick frost on the ground
He leapt from his bed with a joyful bound
He went of to the market with his bruv Del
Hoping to flog 100 boxes of bells

[Scrumpy]

Rodney woke up to thick frost on the ground
He leapt from his bed with a joyful bound
He was of to the market with his bruv Del
Hoping to flog a 100 boxes of bells
Not ten, not five but twelve boxes for one pound 

December 09, 2024, 02:21:19 PM

Trigger bought nearly everything
Even though the bells had no ding

[GrannyMac]

Trigger bought nearly everything
Even though the bells had no ding
A new broom handle was what he craved
But Del didn't have any nor did Dave

[klondike]

Trigger bought nearly everything
Even though the bells had no ding
A new broom handle was what he craved
But Del didn't have any nor did Dave
So he had to settle for some dubious bling

Oi Rodders why's my finger gone green 

[Mups]

Oi Rodders why's my finger gone green  
It looks a strange shape, like I've never seen

[Ruthio]

Oi Rodders why's my finger gone green  
It looks a strange shape, like I've never seen
What on earth's going on? 🤯