Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Greg and Val really hit it off
She though he was a proper toff
At least til she saw him grope Shirl's bum 
Then all her love quickly went numb

[Scrumpy]

Gregg and Val really hit it off
She thought he was a proper toff
At least til she saw him grope Shirl's bum
Then all the love quickly went numb
And she told him to bugger orf'

[Scrumpy]

Father Christmas parked his sleigh outside of Maggie's door
He didn't knock, there was no need, he'd been many times before

[klondike]

Father Christmas parked his sleigh outside of Maggie's door
He didn't knock, there was no need, he'd been many times before
Have you been good Maggie? Santa smiled

[Scrumpy]

Father Christmas parked his sleigh outside of Maggie's door
He didn't knock, there was no need, he'd been many times before
Have you been good Maggie? Santa smiled
Very good Santa , Maggie lied

[Alex]

Father Christmas parked his sleigh outside of Maggie's door
He didn't knock, there was no need, he'd been many times before
Have you been good Maggie? Santa smiled
Very good Santa , Maggie lied
Come upstairs, I'll show you I'm on the first floor


Rodney joined the rotary club wanting to do goods deeds

[GrannyMac]

Rodney joined the rotary club wanting to do good deeds
Raising money for charities, litter picking, pulling weeds

[klondike]

Rodney joined the rotary club wanting to do good deeds
Raising money for charities, litter picking, pulling weeds
While he was cleaning up litter the other afternoon

[Mups]

Rodney joined the rotary club wanting to do good deeds
Raising money for charities, litter picking, pulling weeds
While he was cleaning up litter the other afternoon 
He got his bum pinched by an old gal called June

[klondike]

Rodney joined the rotary club wanting to do good deeds
Raising money for charities, litter picking, pulling weeds
While he was cleaning up litter the other afternoon
He got his bum pinched by an old gal called June
Rodney always generous offered to fill her special needs

I wondering now what I'd do if a lady groped my bum

[Alex]

I wondering now what I'd do if a lady groped my bum
Perhaps you'd take a breath, then turn tail and run ?

[Mups]

I wondering now what I'd do if a lady groped my bum
Perhaps you'd take a breath, then turn tail and run ? 
With your cheeks all ablush, and hair stood on end
Take off down the road, and your stride you'd extend

[klondike]

I'm wondering now what I'd do if a lady groped my bum
Perhaps you'd take a breath, then turn tail and run ?
With your cheeks all ablush, and hair stood on end
Take off down the road, and your stride you'd extend
Then when I got home I'd tell my mum

Poor old Fred lost his hearing aid

[GrannyMac]

Poor old Fred lost his hearing aid 
So he had no idea what was being said

[Scrumpy]

Poor old Fred lost his hearing aid
So he had no idea what was being said
He sang the wrong carol while singing in church