Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Oi Rodders why's my finger gone green
It looks a strange shape like I've never seen
What on earths going on 
It's the emerald my son

[GrannyMac]

Oi Rodders why's my finger gone green
It looks a strange shape like I've never seen
What on earths going on
It's the emerald my son
And the gold bits just need a good clean.

             **************

Edna joined a choir, she thought her voice was sweet

[Mups]

Edna joined a choir, she thought her voice was sweet 
But the choir master thought it was more like a bleat

[Alex]

Edna joined a choir, she thought her voice was sweet
But the choir master thought it was more like a bleat
She was moved into the back row
Where Edna wouldn't make a show

[GrannyMac]

Edna joined a choir, she thought her voice was sweet
But the choir master thought it was more like a bleat
She was moved into the back row
Where she wouldn't make a show
And told to mime the words on the song sheet.

            ******* ******* *******

For a special treat at Christmas time
Bill liked a warm mug or three of mulled wine 

                      

[klondike]

For a special treat at Christmas time
Bill liked a warm mug or three of mulled wine
He's sit and sup them in his old armchair

[Scrumpy]

For a special treat at Christmas time
Bill liked a warm mug or three of mulled wine
He'd sit and sup them in his old arm chair
And all the time not having a care

[klondike]

For a special treat at Christmas time
Bill liked a warm mug or three of mulled wine
He'd sit and sup them in his old arm chair
And all the time not having a care
He'd try to get up when it came time to dine

Oh dear! Thought Bill I can't arise
I should have stuck to eating pies

[Alex]

Oh dear! Thought Bill I can't arise
I should have stuck to eating pies
My head is spinning like a top
Wouldn't have happened if I'd only drunk pop

[Mups]

Oh dear! Thought Bill I can't arise
I should have stuck to eating pies
My head is spinning like a top
Wouldn't have happened if I'd only drunk pop
And I've broken the zip on my flies!     

*

Will somebody send for George Clooney
As I like him better than Wayne Rooney

[Scrumpy]

Will someone send for George Clooney
As I like him better then Wayne Rooney
Redford and Brad Pit can come along too
And a bit of Ray Liotta would also do

[Mups]

Will someone send for George Clooney
As I like him better then Wayne Rooney
Redford and Brad Pit can come along too
And a bit of Ray Liotta would also do
And Sean Connery could do a moony!   


*


It's time we  must behave,
Our reputations we need to save   

[klondike]

It's time we  must behave,
Our reputations we need to save 
Far too late for that I fear

[Mups]

It's time we  must behave,
Our reputations we need to save 
Far too late for that I fear
In that case, I'll have another beer

[Alex]

It's time we  must behave,
Our reputations we need to save
Far too late for that I fear
In that case, I'll have another beer
Klondy to start a Pensioners rave !