Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The Evri man will be coming today
When he'll arrive I really can't say
I want to go to the loo, but I dare not

[Ruthio]

The Evri man will be coming today
When he'll arrive I really can't say
I want to go to the loo, but I dare not
I could sit by the door on a pot!

[Mups]

The Evri man will be coming today
When he'll arrive I really can't say
I want to go to the loo, but I dare not
I could sit by the door on a pot! 
But I don't want to sit there all day. 


*

I've had a stressful day so far
Might have to go find a Bar

[Alex]

I've had a stressful day so far
Might have to go find a Bar
A couple of drinks will cheer me up

[Mups]

I've had a stressful day so far
Might have to go and find a Bar
A couple of drinks will cheer me up
And a bit of soft music while I sup

[GrannyMac]

I've had a stressful day so far
Might have to go and find a Bar
A couple of drinks will cheer me up
And a bit of soft music while I sup
And a lift home from a friend who'll bring her car. 🚘 
      
              **********

Lizzie is going to a function tonight
Her dress doesn't fit, its far too tight

[Scrumpy]

Lizzie is going to a function tonight
Her dress doesn't fit, It's far too tight
She let out the seams showing lots of flesh
And using Velcro she added some mesh

[klondike]

Lizzie is going to a function tonight
Her dress doesn't fit, It's far too tight
She let out the seams showing lots of flesh
And using Velcro she added some mesh
Greg groped her bum and gave her a fright

Liz span around  and gave Greg a slap

[Ruthio]

Liz span around  and gave Greg a slap
"Get away from me  you're full of crap!"

[Mups]

Liz span around  and gave Greg a slap
"Get away from me  you're full of crap!" 
And with all that, off Liz stomped
So Greg found Val, and how they romped

[GrannyMac]

Liz span around  and gave Greg a slap
"Get away from me  you're full of crap!"
And with all that, off Liz stomped
So Greg found Val, and how they romped
He was a persevering chap!  

                  *************

Greg really thought he was a catch
But with Val he'd met his match

[Scrumpy]

Greg really thought he was a catch
But with Val he'd met his match
She knew how to make a souffle rise

[klondike]

Greg really thought he was a catch
But with Val he'd met his match
She knew how to make a souffle rise
And other skills that deserved a prize

[Alex]

Greg really thought he was a catch
But with Val he'd met his match
She knew how to make a souffle rise
And other skills that deserved a prize
Apart from her pies which weren't up to scratch.


Greg and Val really hit it off

[klondike]

Greg and Val really hit it off
She though he was a proper toff
At least til she saw him grope Shirl's bum