Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Judd]

"Hi there honey",  he said with a wink
"Where've you been, you look in the pink 💕  
"I've been doing my best to hide from you"

[GrannyMac]

"Hi there honey",  he said with a wink
"Where've you been, you look in the pink 💕 
"I've been doing my best to hide from you"
And I've had a holiday with my friend Sue

[klondike]

"Hi there honey",  he said with a wink
"Where've you been, you look in the pink 💕
"I've been doing my best to hide from you"
And I've had a holiday with my friend Sue
Still now you've here you can buy me a drink

Two hours later I was feeling dandy
After six G&Ts I'd switched to brandy

[Scrumpy]

Two hours later I was feeling dandy
After six G&Ts I'd switched to brandy
Hugh looked well handsome in her eyes

[Mups]

Two hours later I was feeling dandy
After six G&Ts I'd switched to brandy
Hugh looked well handsome in her eyes
And surely must be one of the good guys
Apart from that, she felt rather randy!

[klondike]

That Hugh would be right in the soup
If he suffered a case of brewer's droop

[GrannyMac]

That Hugh would be right in the soup
If he suffered a case of brewer's droop
So he doubled up on the little blue pill, 
Which really made him feel quite ill

[Scrumpy]

That Hugh would be right in the soup
If he suffered a case of brewer's droop
So he doubled up on the little blue pill,
Which really made him feel quite ill
The pills were really meant for croup

[Judd]

That Hugh would be right in the soup
If he suffered a case of brewer's droop
So he doubled up on the little blue pill,
Which really made him feel quite ill
The pills were really meant for croup


But all they did was make him poop

[Mups]

Not sure if Judd's last line was an extra line on the verse,  or a new verse altoether?

So can we restart please?


*


Three days of storms coming soon
We'll hardly feel over the moon

[Scrumpy]

Three days of storms coming soon
We'll hardly feel over the moon
Anchor the trampoline, should it fly away
Bring in the dog, it can't go out to play

[Mups]

Three days of storms coming soon
We'll hardly feel over the moon
Anchor the trampoline, should it fly away
Bring in the dog, in can't go out to play 
And cancel the hot air balloon.


*


Our Maud sat watching the telly

[Ruthio]

Our Maud sat watching the telly
With her fat cat sitting on her belly 

[GrannyMac]

Our Maud sat watching the telly
With her fat cat sitting on her belly
The weight of the pair
Was too much for the chair

[klondike]

Our Maud sat watching the telly
With her fat cat sitting on her belly
The weight of the pair
Was too much for the chair
When it collapsed she felt a right nelly

The Evri man will be coming today
When he'll arrive I really can't say