Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Mary did her shopping on a Thursday every week
She liked to take her time, then a coffee she would seek
 Co-op.. Aldi .. and the Pound Shop she did go
Seeking anything with prices that were low

[GrannyMac]

Mary did her shopping on a Thursday every week
She liked to take her time, then a coffee she would seek
 Co-op.. Aldi .. and the Pound Shop she did go
Seeking anything with prices that were low
Through anything discounted, Mary would have a peek

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She found bargains, two for ones, and BOGOFs by the score

[klondike]

She found bargains, two for ones, and BOGOFs by the score
And if she was quick enough some free stuff by the door

[Ruthio]

She found bargains, two for ones, and BOGOFs by the score
And if she was quick enough some free stuff by the door
She filled an enormous bag 🎒 

[Alex]

She found bargains, two for ones, and BOGOFs by the score
And if she was quick enough some free stuff by the door
She filled an enormous bag 🎒
The weight of it made her sag but..

[Mups]

She found bargains, two for ones, and BOGOFs by the score
And if she was quick enough some free stuff by the door
She filled an enormous bag 🎒
The weight of it made her sag but..
Still she went back for loads more.

[GrannyMac]

Ivy was looking forward to the pensioners' Christmas do
She'd bought a sparkly top, and some shiny high heeled shoes

[Alex]

Ivy was looking forward to the pensioners' Christmas do
She'd bought a sparkly top, and some shiny high heeled shoes
The 'do' was in the church hall behind St Bede's
And Ivy was expecting a jolly good feed !

[Scrumpy]

Ivy was looking forward to the pensioners' Christmas do
She'd bought a sparkly top, and some shiny high heeled shoes
The ' do' was in the church hall behind St Bede's
And Ivy was expecting a jolly good feed! 
 And a bit of rump-tumpty with her 'friend' Hugh

[Scrumpy]

Eric pulled a cracker at the old folks 'Do'

[Alex]

Eric pulled a cracker at the old folks 'Do'
Ivy jumped with fright and dashed off to the loo

[klondike]

Eric pulled a cracker at the old folks 'Do'
Ivy jumped with fright and dashed off to the loo
Too late. Soggy draws. She popped them in her bag

[Ruthio]

Eric pulled a cracker at the old folks 'Do'
Ivy jumped with fright and dashed off to the loo
Too late. Soggy draws. She popped them in her bag
Then went outside to light a fag  🚬 

[Mups]

Eric pulled a cracker at the old folks 'Do'
Ivy jumped with fright and dashed off to the loo
Too late. Soggy draws. She popped them in her bag
Then went outside to light a fag  🚬  
But someone was lurking - 'twas her old flame, Hugh.


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"Hi there honey",  he said with a wink

[Ruthio]

"Hi there honey",  he said with a wink
"Where've you been, you look in the pink 💕