Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

I'm fed up with the telly, I'd rather read a book
Now that Bake Off's finished, not bothered to even look
Well that's not much of a starter for an amusing tale
When I saw those lines I nearly began to wail
I want a decent drama, to keep me on the hook.

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The neighbours gossiped about poor old Pete

[Alex]

The neighbours gossiped about poor old Pete
He really had the smelliest feet

[Mups]

The neighbours gossiped about poor old Pete
He really had the smelliest feet
The odour crept out under his door

[klondike]

The neighbours gossiped about poor old Pete
He really had the smelliest feet
The odour crept out under his door
**** has something died in there? they swore

[Mups]

The neighbours gossiped about poor old Pete
He really had the smelliest feet
The odour crept out under his door
**** has something died in there? they swore
As it wafted right down the street.

*

Some people said "It's the sewer"
And his visitors got fewer and fewer

[Ruthio]

Some people said "It's the sewer"
And his visitors got fewer and fewer
He was left all alone

[Alex]

Some people said "It's the sewer"
And his visitors got fewer and fewer
He was left all alone
Pete's house became a no-go zone

[Mups]

Some people said "It's the sewer"
And his visitors got fewer and fewer
He was left all alone
Pete's house became a no-go zone
And we've never said anything truer.



November 30, 2024, 03:01:55 PM

George liked his 10 hours sleep
His good looks he wanted to keep

[Alex]

George liked his 10 hours sleep
His good looks he wanted to keep
So when nextdoor's headboard would squeak
Usually three times a week

[Mups]

George liked his 10 hours sleep
His good looks he wanted to keep
So when nextdoor's headboard would squeak
Usually three times a week 
He would be out of his bed in one leap.

[Ruthio]

He banged on the wall with his stick

[klondike]

He banged on the wall with his stick
They'd surely hear him it wasn't thick
They may have heard but they didn't care

[Scrumpy]

He banged on the wall with his stick
They'd surely hear him it wasn't thick
They may have heard but they didn't care
They were  like rabbits on heat over there

[GrannyMac]

He banged on the wall with his stick
They'd surely hear him it wasn't thick
They may have heard but they didn't care
They were  like rabbits on heat over there
Or were they just taking the mick?

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Mary did her shopping on a Thursday every week

[Mups]

Mary did her shopping on a Thursday every week 
She liked to take her time, then a coffee she would seek