Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

In the queue a bloke trod on my toe

[Ruthio]

In the queue a bloke trod on my toe
I said, "Mate, that hurt, you'd better go!"

[Alex]

In the queue a bloke trod on my toe
I said, "Mate, that hurt, you'd better go!"
He turned and slowly raised his fist

[klondike]

In the queue a bloke trod on my toe
I said, "Mate, that hurt, you'd better go!"
He turned and slowly raised his fist
I reached up and grabbed his wrist

[GrannyMac]

In the queue a bloke trod on my toe
I said, "Mate, that hurt, you'd better go!"
He turned and slowly raised his fist
I reached up and grabbed his wrist
Then gave him a Chinese burn real slow.

[Mups]

Josh  sat in the cafe, reading his book

[Alex]

Josh  sat in the cafe, reading his book
A blue eyed blonde gave him a distant look....

[Scrumpy]

Josh sat in a cafe, reading his book
A blue eyed Blonde gave him a distant look
A dark skinned lady did the same
We must include all colours in this game

[Mups]

Josh sat in a cafe, reading his book
A blue eyed Blonde gave him a distant look
A dark skinned lady did the same
We must include all colours in this game 
But alas he was in love with the Cook.


*

I wrote to Father Christmas last night

[GrannyMac]

I wrote to Father Christmas last night
 'Don't come down my chimney, you'll give me a fright!'

[klondike]

I wrote to Father Christmas last night
 'Don't come down my chimney, you'll give me a fright!'
I've left the back door on the latch

[Alex]

I wrote to Father Christmas last night
 'Don't come down my chimney, you'll give me a fright!'
I've left the back door on the latch
But please don't step in the vegetable patch

[Mups]

I wrote to Father Christmas last night
 'Don't come down my chimney, you'll give me a fright!'
I've left the back door on the latch
But please don't step in the vegetable patch 
'Cos tread on my Parsnips, you might. 

[GrannyMac]

I'm fed up with the telly, I'd rather read a book
Now that Bake Off's finished, not bothered to even look

[klondike]

I'm fed up with the telly, I'd rather read a book
Now that Bake Off's finished, not bothered to even look
Well that's not much of a starter for an amusing tale
When I saw those lines I nearly began to wail