Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Maggie asked around, Jim was well known
He'd had three wives, seven kids all grown 
So he liked the ladies -
And making babies

GrannyMac

Maggie asked around, Jim was well known
He'd had three wives, seven kids all grown
So he liked the ladies -
And making babies
Maggie decided she's better alone.

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups


klondike

When Barry was walking his dog
A fearsome shape loomed in the fog

Scrumpy

When Barry was walking his dog
A fearsome shape loomed in the fog
When big Beryl was walking her dog
A fearsome shape loomed in the fog
Beryl fainted, Barry did too but the dogs had a little snog
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

The Christmas Tree stood in the square
There were no lights, the branches were bare
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

The Christmas Tree stood in the square
There were no lights, the branches were bare 
Then an Angel saw the poor sad tree
Put a star on top and lights for free

GrannyMac

#4463
The Christmas Tree stood in the square
There were no lights, the branches were bare
Then an Angel saw the poor sad tree
Put a star on top and lights for free
So lovely, folks would stop and stare.

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Eddie wanted to get really fit
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Eddie wanted to get really fit 
As all day long he would just sit

klondike

Eddie wanted to get really fit
As all day long he would just sit
He went along to the local gym
Afraid they may just laugh at him

Scrumpy



Eddie wanted to get really fit
As all day long he would just sit
He went along to the local gym
Afraid they may just laugh at him
He took along his fat friend Mick
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

He took along his fat friend Mick
Who was so hopeless he felt a dick

Mups

He took along his fat friend Mick
Who was so hopeless he felt a dick 
They got measured and weighed
But the results were delayed

Scrumpy



He took along his fat friend Mick
Who was so hopeless he felt a dick
They got measured and weighed
But the results were delayed 
Because the scales were all in Metric
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..