Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Fred pulled up a parsnip for dinner
A big one, it looked a real winner 
With roasted and mashed spuds
And a home made Yorkshire pud

[Mups]

Fred pulled up a parsnip for dinner
A big one, it looked a real winner 
With roasted and mashed spuds
And a home made Yorkshire pud 
He knew he'd never get any thinner.

*

'Twas Christmas Eve at the Inn

[Scrumpy]

'Twas Christmas Eve at the Inn
Where Maggie wept quietly over her gin

[Mups]

'Twas Christmas Eve at the Inn
Where Maggie wept quietly over her gin 
She had sat and waited
And  her tears escalated

[Ruthio]

Twas Christmas Eve at the Inn
Where Maggie wept quietly over her gin 
She had sat and waited
And  her tears escalated
As she waited and waited for Jim 

[Mups]

Then Mags felt a tap on her shoulder
'Twas a nice looking man, a bit older

[Scrumpy]

Then Mags felt a tap on her shoulder
'Twas a nice looking man, a bit older
She fluttered her lashes and acted all coy

[Alex]

Then Mags felt a tap on her shoulder
'Twas a nice looking man, a bit older
She fluttered her lashes and acted all coy
Then moved in closer to the charming old boy

[klondike]

Then Mags felt a tap on her shoulder
'Twas a nice looking man, a bit older
She fluttered her lashes and acted all coy
Then moved in closer to the charming old boy
Wondering if he might get any bolder

Excuse me my dear the old fellow said

[Scrumpy]

Excuse me my dear the old fella said
May I sit by you. and are you wed ?

[Alex]

Excuse me my dear the old fella said
May I sit by you. and are you wed ?
Maggie could see £ signs before her eyes
Getting to know him could bring a big prize

[klondike]

Excuse me my dear the old fella said
May I sit by you. and are you wed ?
Maggie could see £ signs before her eyes
Getting to know him could bring a big prize
Her future was rosy once she got him in bed

Oh no I am widowed she said with a smile

[Scrumpy]

Oh no I am widowed she said with a smile
Come and sit by me and stay for a while

[Mups]

Oh no I am widowed she said with a smile
Come and sit by me and stay for a while
She wriggled round to make room for him
And soon found out his name was Jim

[GrannyMac]

Oh no I am widowed she said with a smile
Come and sit by me and stay for a while
She wriggled round to make room for him
And soon found out his name was Jim
She popped his name into her mental file

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Maggie asked around, Jim was well known
He'd had three wives, seven kids all grown