Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

I spent the cash on books and a hat
Cost me a fiver ~ what d'you think about that!
For just a fiver,  that's not bad

[GrannyMac]

I spent the cash on books and a hat
Cost me a fiver ~ what d'you think about that!
For just a fiver,  that's not bad
I don't feel like I've been had
And the money will go to help stray cats 

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Ronnie went shopping for food and wine

[Ruthio]

Ronnie went shopping for food and wine
His lady friend was vsiting and he felt so fine

[klondike]

Ronnie went shopping for food and wine
His lady friend was vsiting and he felt so fine
He decided on a good strong red

[Scrumpy]

Ronnie went shopping for food and wine
His lady friend was visiting and he felt fine
He decided on a good strong red
A couple bottles... then hopefully bed

[Alex]

Ronnie went shopping for food and wine
His lady friend was visiting and he felt fine
He decided on a good strong red
A couple bottles... then hopefully bed
Where he was sure they'd have a good time


The off licence had a queue at the door

[klondike]

The off licence had a queue at the door
There was a broken bottle on the floor

[Scrumpy]

The off licence had a queue at the door
There was a broken bottle on the floor
Everyone was given a drinking straw 'Free' 
And a rubber mat to put under their knee

[Mups]

The off licence had a queue at the door
There was a broken bottle on the floor
Everyone was given a drinking straw 'Free' 
And a rubber mat to put under their knee 
Until they all wanted no more.

*

The sun was out, 'twas a lovely bright day

[GrannyMac]

The sun was out, 'twas a lovely bright day
Frost was sparkling, snow was on the way

[Scrumpy]

The sun was out, 'twas a lovely bright day
Frost was sparkling ,snow was on the way
And Father Christmas will soon be here 

[GrannyMac]

The sun was out, 'twas a lovely bright day
Frost was sparkling ,snow was on the way
And Father Christmas will soon be here
I hope he brings some nice gifts my dear

[Mups]

The sun was out, 'twas a lovely bright day
Frost was sparkling ,snow was on the way
And Father Christmas will soon be here
I hope he brings some nice gifts my dear
And love and peace for us all, I say. 

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While sat by the fire, all cosy and warm

[Alex]

While sat by the fire, all cosy and warm
My memory went back to holidays in Benidorm

[Alex]

While sat by the fire, all cosy and warm
My memory went back to holidays in Benidorm
I had lovely warm sand under my feet
Now I stare out at nothing but sleet