Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Nature calls I must arise
Bathroom is cold that's no surprise
Just the three 'fs' at the bathroom sink
Hoping new soap doesn't stink
Oops, it stings, it's in my eyes!

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We're having something hot for tea
Stew and mash, carrots and peas

[Alex]

We're having something hot for tea
Stew and mash, carrots and peas
What time shall I come over then ?

[Ruthio]

We're having something hot for tea
Stew and mash, carrots and peas
What time shall I come over then ?
And is it ok if I bring my friend?

[Scrumpy]

We're having something hot for tea
Stew and mash, carrots and peas
What time shall I come over then ?
And is it ok if I bring my friend ?
Oh! Please , please let it be me.

[Mups]

While watching Ant & Dec on the telly

[Alex]

While watching Ant & Dec on the telly
I got a call from a man in Pwllheli

[GrannyMac]

While watching Ant & Dec on the telly
I got a call from a man in Pwllheli
About a service for my washer
I didn't think that he was kosher

[Mups]

While watching Ant & Dec on the telly
I got a call from a man in Pwllheli
About a service for my washer
I didn't think that he was kosher
He called himself Mr. Kelly.

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Its so cold and icy this morn

[klondike]

It's so cold and icy this morn
I need a new coat this one is well worn

[Scrumpy]

It's so cold and icy this morn
I need a new coat this one is well worn
A furry one with a fluffy hood

[Alex]

It's so cold and icy this morn
I need a new coat this one is well worn
A furry one with a fluffy hood
Gloves attached would be good 

[klondike]

It's so cold and icy this morn
I need a new coat this one is well worn
A furry one with a fluffy hood
Gloves attached would be good  
The charity shop had one but the pocket was torn

Better than nothing some folk would say

[Alex]

Better than nothing some folk would say
In fact it was a really nice shade of Grey

[GrannyMac]

Better than nothing some folk would say
In fact it was a really nice shade of Grey
It didn't fit it was too long,
A pity, as it was going for a song,
At a price I would be pleased to pay.

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I spent the cash on books and a hat

[Ruthio]

I spent the cash on books and a hat
Cost me a fiver ~ what d'you think about that!