Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

While sat by the fire, all cosy and warm
My memory went back to holidays in Benidorm
I had lovely warm sand under my feet
Now I stare out at nothing but sleet
And I yearn for the heat 🔥 

[Scrumpy]

I've written a letter to Santa today

[Alex]

I've written a letter to Santa today
Told him best place to park his sleigh

[Mups]

I've written a letter to Santa today
Told him best place to park his sleigh 
I'll leave him some wine, and a big mince pie

[klondike]

I've written a letter to Santa today
Told him best place to park his sleigh
I'll leave him some wine, and a big mince pie
As a treat before heading back up in the sky

[GrannyMac]

I've written a letter to Santa today
Told him best place to park his sleigh
I'll leave him some wine, and a big mince pie
As a treat before heading back up in the sky
Carrots for his reindeer should help them fly away

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I must get up and greet the day
But it's raining, so in bed I'll stay

[Scrumpy]

I must get up and greet the day
But it's raining, so in bed I'll stay
It's raining here too, quite a lot
But I've just popped round to the Co-op

[GrannyMac]

I must get up and greet the day
But it's raining, so in bed I'll stay
It's raining here too, quite a lot
But I've just popped round to the Co-op
I hope you didn't have too much to pay!
  
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Did you get any gossip at the Co-op Scrumpy dear?

[Alex]

Did you get any gossip at the Co-op Scrumpy dear?
Was Tracy flirting with the Brigadier ?

[Scrumpy]

Did you get any gossip at the Co-op Scrumpy dear?
Was Tracy flirting with the Brigadier?
No... Tracy was in a right old hump
She was not happy about Mr Trump
And the Brigadier was nowhere near

[Mups]

Tonight  its blowing a gale

[GrannyMac]

Tonight  its blowing a gale
Across Scotland, England and Wales

[Ruthio]

Tonight  its blowing a gale
Across Scotland, England and Wales
Bertie's on the prowl

[klondike]

Tonight  its blowing a gale
Across Scotland, England and Wales
Bertie's on the prowl
Busting your fences to make you scowl

[Mups]

Tonight  its blowing a gale
Across Scotland, England and Wales
Bertie's on the prowl
Busting your fences to make you scowl 
Got everything held down with nails.

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Fred pulled up a Parsnip for dinner
A big one,  it looked a real winner