Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

There was a fair maiden of Perth
Who developed a bit of a girth
When asked why this was
Replied 'its because

[klondike]

There was a fair maiden of Perth
Who developed a bit of a girth
When asked why this was
Replied 'its because
I love pies for all I'm worth

Your money or your wife cried Dick

[Michael Rolls]

Your money or your wife cried Dick
'life' you mean shouted Rick

[Scrumpy]

Your money or your wife cried Dick
'life' you mean shouted Rick
'Looking at yours you could be right 'said Mick

[Scrumpy]

Your money or your wife cried Dick
'Life' you mean shouted Rick
'Looking at yours you could be right' said Mick
'Please take mine' pleaded Nick                        Sorry everyone..


Please shut the gate the notice said

[Michael Rolls]

Please shut the gate the notice said
As Jimmy stood and scratched his head

[Scrumpy]

Please shut the gate the notice said
As Jimmy stood and scratched his head
A bull saw red, it's head went down

[Michael Rolls]

Please shut the gate the notice said
As Jimmy stood and scratched his head
A bull saw red, it's head went down
And it thought I'll have him the clown

[GrannyMac]

Please shut the gate the notice said
As Jimmy stood and scratched his head
A bull saw red, it's head went down
And it thought I'll have him the clown
Now Jimmy's well and truly dead. 

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An old woman called Maggie from Fife

[Michael Rolls]

An old woman called Maggie from Fife
Tried to lead a blameless life

[klondike]

An old woman called Maggie from Fife
Tried to lead a blameless life
She never uttered a single curse

[Michael Rolls]

An old woman called Maggie from Fife
Tried to lead a blameless life
She never uttered a single curse
A took up a job as a nurse

[klondike]

An old woman called Maggie from Fife
Tried to lead a blameless life
She never uttered a single curse
And took up a job as a nurse
But protected her virtue with a kitchen knife

Vandals have let down all my tyres

[Scrumpy]

Vandals have let down all my tyres
No-one is responsible .. bloody liars

[klondike]

Vandals have let down all my tyres
No-one is responsible .. bloody liars
That scruffy lad from eighty-four