Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Vandals have let down all my tyres
No-one is responsible..bloody liars
That scruffy lad from eighty-four
I'm sure he smirked  as he passed my door
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Vandals have let down all my tyres
No-one is responsible..bloody liars
That scruffy lad from eighty-four
I'm sure he smirked  as he passed my door
And now he's lighting a stinking bonfire!

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I love a biscuit with my tea
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

I love a biscuit with my tea
But never mind me - how about thee?
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

I love a biscuit with my tea
But never mind me - how about thee?
Garibaldis they will do.

Michael Rolls

I love a biscuit with my tea
But never mind me - how about thee?
Garibaldis they will do.
I'll help myself to just a few
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

I love a biscuit with my tea
But never mind me - how about thee?
Garibaldis they will do.
I'll help myself to just a few
One or two, or even three.

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The Co op was her favourite store
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

The Co op was her favourite store
It's divi kept her from being poor
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Ashy

The Co op was her favourite store
It's divi kept her from being poor.
She'd arrive in her Humber,

klondike

The Co op was her favourite store
It's divi kept her from being poor.
She'd arrive in her Humber
Clean and shiny with a personalised number

Michael Rolls

The Co op was her favourite store
It's divi kept her from being poor.
She'd arrive in her Humber
Clean and shiny with a personalised number
Andd buy up all that she saw


A timid young vicar from Kent
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Ashy

A timid young vicar from Kent
Took his camera wherever he went,

Michael Rolls

A timid young vicar from Kent
Took his camera wherever he went,
But the pictures he took
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A timid young vicar from Kent
Took his camera wherever he went,
But the pictures he took
Had an odd sort of look

Michael Rolls

A timid young vicar from Kent
Took his camera wherever he went,
But the pictures he took
Had an odd sort of look
No matter wherever he went


A reclusive young fellow from Brum
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A reclusive young fellow from Brum
Hid in his room with a guitar to strum