Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An earnest young suitor from Frome
Hoped one day to be a groom
With hope in his heart           
He visited the Mart
And took a big diamond ring home

Brian drove home drunk from 'spoons

[Michael Rolls]

Brian drove home drunk from 'spoons
Hoping to call in some boons

[klondike]

Brian drove home drunk from 'spoons
Hoping to call in some boons
He saw the traffic lights were red

[GrannyMac]

Brian drove home drunk from 'spoons
Hoping to call in some boons
He saw the traffic lights were red
He didn't care, through the lights he sped

[Michael Rolls]

Brian drove home drunk from 'spoons
Hoping to call in some boons
He saw the traffic lights were red
He didn't care, through the lights he sped
Like something out of Crazy Toons!


A careless young man from Andover

[GrannyMac]

A careless young man from Andover
Bought himself an expensive new Rover

[Michael Rolls]

A careless young man from Andover
Bought himself an expensive new Rover
It was painted dark green

[klondike]

A careless young man from Andover
Bought himself an expensive new Rover
It was painted dark green
In a shade rarely seen

[GrannyMac]

A careless young man from Andover
Bought himself an expensive new Rover
It was painted dark green
In a shade rarely seen
With motifs of roses and clover

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A young lad from Bath name of Tim

[klondike]

A young lad from Bath name of Tim
Wore fetching check trews on a whim

[Michael Rolls]

A young lad from Bath name of Tim
Wore fetching check trews on a whim
when asked was it tartan

[GrannyMac]

A young lad from Bath name of Tim
Wore fetching check trews on a whim
when asked was it tartan
Replied 'i am a Martian'

[Michael Rolls]

A young lad from Bath name of Tim
Wore fetching check trews on a whim
when asked was it tartan
Replied 'i am a Martian'
A lie that came easily to him


There was a fair maiden of Perth

[klondike]

There was a fair maiden of Perth
Who developed a bit of a girth

[Michael Rolls]

There was a fair maiden of Perth
Who developed a bit of a girth
When asked why this was