Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Fred looked at the list once more
Where is the milk? His head was sore
Ah there it is at the back of the shop
Now had she said blue or green top

[Scrumpy]

Fred looked at the list once more
Where is the milk? His head was sore
Ah there it is at the back of the shop
Now had she said blue or green top
There is Almond, Soya, and Goats. What a chore

[Scrumpy]

Ethel burped loud after drinking a coke

[Ruthio]

Ethel burped loud after drinking a coke
You should've heard her~  just like a bloke!

[klondike]

Ethel burped loud after drinking a coke
You should've heard her~  just like a bloke!
Just as noisy with bottom burps too

[Mups]

Ethel burped loud after drinking a coke
You should've heard her~  just like a bloke!
Just as noisy with bottom burps too 
In fact, so loud, one blew off her shoe!

[klondike]

Ethel burped loud after drinking a coke
You should've heard her~  just like a bloke!
Just as noisy with bottom burps too
In fact, so loud, one blew off her shoe!
With incontinence pants it could be just a croak

You'll never believe what I saw on the news

[GrannyMac]

You'll never believe what I saw on the news
The budget will stop all the pensioners' blues

[Scrumpy]

You'll never believe what I saw on the news
The budget will stop all the pensioners' blues 
Free electric , free gas and toy boys galore

[klondike]

You'll never believe what I saw on the news
The budget will stop all the pensioners' blues
Free electric , free gas and toy boys galore
Free Uber taxis who could want more

[Alex]

You'll never believe what I saw on the news
The budget will stop all the pensioners' blues
Free electric , free gas and toy boys galore
Free Uber taxis who could want more
Madge was so excited she just blew a fuse.


Dr. Foster took Madge under his wing

[Mups]

Dr. Foster took Madge under his wing 
Then all of a sudden she heard a loud 'Ping'

[GrannyMac]

Dr. Foster took Madge under his wing
Then all of a sudden she heard a loud 'Ping'
Her knicker elastic could not take the strain

[Mups]

Dr. Foster took Madge under his wing
Then all of a sudden she heard a loud 'Ping'
Her knicker elastic could not take the strain 
And the smile on her face began to wane

[Scrumpy]

Doctor Foster took Madge under his wing
Then all of a sudden she heard a loud 'Ping'
Her knicker elastic could not take the strain
And the smile on her face began to wane
She scooped up her drawers,  on his head she did fling