Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

There once was a farmer from Leeds

[Mups]

There once was a farmer from Leeds 
A kind man, always doing good deeds

[Scrumpy]

There once was a farmer from Leeds
A kind man, always doing good deeds
An occasional leek, a spud or two
A bit of manure on flowers that grew

[GrannyMac]

There once was a farmer from Leeds
A kind man, always doing good deeds
An occasional leek, a spud or two
A bit of manure on flowers that grew
He was also known for spreading his seed 😲

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For the yearly village vegetable show
George had grown a huge marrow

[Mups]

For the yearly village vegetable show
George had grown a huge marrow 
He guarded it with pride

[GrannyMac]

For the yearly village vegetable show
George had grown a huge marrow
He guarded it with pride
But when he turned it on it's side

[Mups]

For the yearly village vegetable show
George had grown a huge marrow
He guarded it with pride
But when he turned it on it's side 
Engraved was - "You're not going to win y'know."

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Poor George then burst into tears

[Ruthio]

Poor George then burst into tears
There goes the work of years 😥

[Mups]

Poor George then burst into tears
There goes the work of years 😥
"I'll get me Pumpkin instead"

[GrannyMac]

Poor George then burst into tears
There goes the work of years 😥
"I'll get me Pumpkin instead"
It's the size of my head
It'll win the first prize, have no fear! 🏆 
                
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[Mups]

Fred was in the Co-op, looking for bread

[Alex]

Fred was in the Co-op, looking for bread
'Get a large one' wife Edith had said

[Scrumpy]

Fred was in the Co-op looking for bread
'Get a large one' wife Edith had said
There was white, brown, seeded and plain
So many choices.Oh! such a pain

[Mups]

Fred was in the Co-op looking for bread
'Get a large one' wife Edith had said
There was white, brown, seeded and plain
So many choices.Oh! such a pain 
Her shopping list hurt his head!




Fred looked at the list once more

[GrannyMac]

Fred looked at the list once more
Where is the milk? His head was sore