Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

When Reg sat down in the dentists chair

[Alex]

When Reg sat down in the dentists chair
He was given a pair of goggles to wear

[Ruthio]

When Reg sat down in the dentists chair
He was given a pair of goggles to wear
But he couldn't see a thing!

[GrannyMac]

When Reg sat down in the dentists chair
He was given a pair of goggles to wear
But he couldn't see a thing!
Then the hygienist began to sing
Reg thought he was having a nightmare

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Eddie went to the local A&E
He'd been stung on the bum by a bee

[Scrumpy]

Eddie went to the local A&E
He'd been stung on the bum by a bee
The nurse said 'Pull your trousers down'

[GrannyMac]

Eddie went to the local A&E
He'd been stung on the bum by a bee
The nurse said 'Pull your trousers down'
He did, with a blush and a frown

[Mups]

Eddie went to the local A&E
He'd been stung on the bum by a bee
The nurse said 'Pull your trousers down'
He did, with a blush and a frown
And a huge sore bum she did see.



Nurse called for the doctor to come
To see the big sting  on Ed's bum

[Ruthio]

Nurse called for the doctor to come
To see the big sting  on Ed's bum
He laughed til he cried!

[Scrumpy]

Nurse called for the doctor to come
To see the big sting on his bum
He laughed til he cried !
 Then all the staff were at his side

[Mups]

Nurse called for the doctor to come
To see the big sting on his bum
He laughed til he cried !
 Then all the staff were at his side 
When they saw another one on his tum.


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When Bert sat in the Barber's chair
Annie enquired how he'd like his hair

[GrannyMac]

When Bert sat in the barber's chair
Annie enquired how he'd like his hair
A mullet was his first request

[Mups]

When Bert sat in the barber's chair
Annie enquired how he'd like his hair
A mullet was his first request 
But first,  dyed green would look the best

[Scrumpy]

When Bert sat in the barbers chair
Annie enquired how he'd like his hair
A mullet was his first request
But first, dyed green would look the best
He was doing it all for a ten pound dare

[GrannyMac]

Enid invited her friends for tea
Betty, Wilma, and George, maybe

[Mups]

Enid invited her friends for tea
Betty, Wilma, and George, maybe 
Out came the scones with cream and jam
And slices of the leanest ham