Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Davey went line dancing at the community hall
With his stetson, boots and pistols, he felt ten feet tall
Well until he trod on poor Daisy Duke's toes
Who cursed like a trooper and walloped his nose

[Mups]

Davey went line dancing at the community hall
With his stetson, boots and pistols, he felt ten feet tall
Well until he trod on poor Daisy Duke's toes
Who cursed like a trooper and walloped his nose
So the next week, instead he went  to a ball.

*  *  *

The bus didn't come, and Steve was feeling cold

[GrannyMac]

The bus didn't come, and Steve was feeling cold
He'd waited half an hour, too long for someone old

[Scrumpy]

The bus didn't come and Steve was feeling cold
He waited half an hour, too long for someone old
Poor Steve was standing at the wrong stop
The bus he wanted was given the chop

[klondike]

The bus didn't come and Steve was feeling cold
He waited half an hour, too long for someone old
Poor Steve was standing at the wrong stop
The bus he wanted was given the chop
Luckily his shoes were well soled

Steve stomped off in a bit of a mood
That missing bus left him well screwed
He'd been on his way to a red hot date

[Scrumpy]

Steve stomped off in a bit of a mood
That missing bus left him well screwed
He'd been on his way to a red hot date
He knew hot lips Rita would not wait

[klondike]

Steve stomped off in a bit of a mood
That missing bus left him well screwed
He'd been on his way to a red hot date
He knew hot lips Rita would not wait
She'd easily find some alternate dude

Rita spotted rich boy Vlad
Sadly old enough to be her dad

[Scrumpy]

Rita spotted rich boy Vlad
Old enough to be her dad
She thought that she'd get in there quick 
Before some other gold digging chick

[Mups]

Rita spotted rich boy Vlad
Old enough to be her dad
She thought that she'd get in there quick 
Before some other gold digging chick 
Then found he was her long-lost Grandad! 

*  *  *

When Barry went down on one knee

[Alex]

When Barry went down on one knee
Beryl thought he'd just dropped his key

[Ruthio]

When Barry went down on one knee
Beryl thought he'd just dropped his key
So she got down too!

[GrannyMac]

When Barry went down on one knee
Beryl thought he'd just dropped his key
So she got down too!
With a puff, and a 'phew' 
She landed far too heavily!

But Baz wasn't put off at all
Cos Beryl had him totally in thrall

[Scrumpy]

But Baz wasn't put off at all
Because Beryl had him totally in thrall
He asked for her hand whilst down on the floor

[Mups]

But Baz wasn't put off at all
Because Beryl had him totally in thrall
He asked for her hand whilst down on the floor
Then kissed her,  but she asked for more

[Scrumpy]

But Baz wasn't put off at all
Because Beryl had him totally in thrall
He asked for her hand whilst down on the floor
Then kissed her, but she asked for more
So they made passionate love along the hall