Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Maggie said 'it's fish for tea'
Sardines for you and salmon for me

[Ruthio]

Maggie said 'it's fish for tea'
Sardines for you and salmon for me
Can I have scampi?

[Scrumpy]

Maggie said 'It's fish for tea'
Sardines for you and salmon for me
Can I have scampi?
If you say 'Please' ...maybe

[GrannyMac]

Maggie said 'It's fish for tea'
Sardines for you and salmon for me
Can I have scampi?
If you say 'Please' ...maybe
With tartare sauce and chips and peas.

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[Mups]

Maude cooked bangers and mash for tea

[Alex]

Maude cooked bangers and mash for tea
Reggie complained they weren't fat free

[GrannyMac]

Maude cooked bangers and mash for tea
Reggie complained they weren't fat free
She told him 'next time you can cook'

[klondike]

Maude cooked bangers and mash for tea
Reggie complained they weren't fat free
She told him 'next time you can cook'
He scowled and skulked off seeking a cookery book

[Scrumpy]

Maude cooked bangers and mash for tea
Reggie complained they weren't fat free
She told him 'Next time you can cook'
He scowled and skulked off seeking a cookery book
He found one by a guy called Jamie

[GrannyMac]

Derek's knee was dodgy and so was his hip

[Mups]

Derek's knee was dodgy and so was his hip 
So he sat by the fire with a Brandy to sip

[Ruthio]

Derek's knee was dodgy and so was his hip 
So he sat by the fire with a Brandy to sip
But the pain got worse!

[klondike]

Derek's knee was dodgy and so was his hip
So he sat by the fire with a Brandy to sip
But the pain got worse!
And he started to curse

[Scrumpy]

Derek's knee was dodgy and so was his hip
So he sat by the fire with a brandy to sip
But the pain got worse !
And he started to curse
It was giving him plenty of gyp

[GrannyMac]

Davey went line dancing at the community hall
With his stetson, boots and pistols, he felt ten feet tall