Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Our Nell liked Fishcakes once a week
Bought every Friday from Nick the Greek
Mashed potato, salmon or cod

[klondike]

Our Nell liked Fishcakes once a week
Bought every Friday from Nick the Greek
Mashed potato, salmon or cod
And a grope of your bum the randy old sod

[Scrumpy]

Our Nell liked fishcakes once a week
Bought every Friday from Nick the Greek
Mashed potato, salmon or cod
And a grope of your bum the randy old sod
Basil loved a Friday fishcake and his bottom tweaked

[Mups]

 While standing in the post office queue

[klondike]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do

[Ruthio]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do
So I set off down the street

[Mups]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do
So I set off down the street 
I'd forgotten to feed my Parakeet

[GrannyMac]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do
So I set off down the street
I'd forgotten to feed my Parakeet
Whose squawks were turning the air blue!

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[Mups]

Madge was tired, so she went back to bed

[Ruthio]

Madge was tired, so she went back to bed
She snuggled down and cuddled her ted 🧸 

[Scrumpy]

Madge was tired, so she went to bed
She snuggled down and cuddled her ted
Ted was her bestie.. he'd slept with her for years

[Mups]

Madge was tired, so she went back to bed
She snuggled down and cuddled her ted
Ted was her bestie.. he'd slept with her for years
Seen her through laughter and also her tears

[GrannyMac]

Madge was tired, so she went back to bed
She snuggled down and cuddled her ted
Ted was her bestie.. he'd slept with her for years
Seen her through laughter and also her tears
Much to the annoyance of her husband Ned.

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At the pensioners' lunch club Jessie served the teas

[Mups]

At the pensioners' lunch club Jessie served the teas 
Where everything was free, there were no fees

[GrannyMac]

At the pensioners' lunch club Jessie served the teas
Where everything was free, there were no fees
She then washed up and tidied round