Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Our Nell liked Fishcakes once a week
Bought every Friday from Nick the Greek
Mashed potato, salmon or cod

[klondike]

Our Nell liked Fishcakes once a week
Bought every Friday from Nick the Greek
Mashed potato, salmon or cod
And a grope of your bum the randy old sod

[Scrumpy]

Our Nell liked fishcakes once a week
Bought every Friday from Nick the Greek
Mashed potato, salmon or cod
And a grope of your bum the randy old sod
Basil loved a Friday fishcake and his bottom tweaked

[Mups]

 While standing in the post office queue

[klondike]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do

[Ruthio]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do
So I set off down the street

[Mups]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do
So I set off down the street 
I'd forgotten to feed my Parakeet

[GrannyMac]

While standing in the post office queue
I remembered something I'd intended to do
So I set off down the street
I'd forgotten to feed my Parakeet
Whose squawks were turning the air blue!

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[Mups]

Madge was tired, so she went back to bed