Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

At the pensioners' lunch club Jessie served the teas
Where everything was free, there were no fees
She then washed up and tidied round
Under one of the plates she saw a pound

[Alex]

At the pensioners' lunch club Jessie served the teas
Where everything was free, there were no fees
She then washed up and tidied round
Under one of the plates she saw a pound
A tip for Jessie who tried to please


Jessie put the pound in the church fund box

[Mups]

There is a special full moon tonight   

[GrannyMac]

There is a special full moon tonight   
It looks as if the sky's alight

[Scrumpy]

There is a special full moon tonight   
It looks as if the sky's alight
The man up there is smiling down

[klondike]

There is a special full moon tonight   
It looks as if the sky's alight
The man up there is smiling down
As I gaze up in my dressing gown

[Alex]

There is a special full moon tonight   
It looks as if the sky's alight
The man up there is smiling down
As I gaze up in my dressing gown
Everything looks bright !


Jessie put the pound in the church fund box         

[klondike]

Jessie put the pound in the church fund box
The vicar used it to buy new socks

[Ruthio]

Jessie put the pound in the church fund box
The vicar used it to buy new socks
God was angry with him 

[klondike]

Jessie put the pound in the church fund box
The vicar used it to buy new socks
God was angry with him
Which meant his future would be grim

[Mups]

Jessie put the pound in the church fund box
The vicar used it to buy new socks
God was angry with him
Which meant his future would be grim
And he would be cursed with the pox.

*

Ethel's went to visit her friend today

[Alex]

Ethel went to visit her friend today
But she forgot the road and lost her way

[Mups]

Ethel went to visit her friend today
But she forgot the road and lost her way
So she sat in the park


(Apologies Alex, I had missed a word out, so put it in later).

[Alex]

Ethel went to visit her friend today
But she forgot the road and lost her way
So she sat in the park
Until way after dark

[GrannyMac]

Ethel went to visit her friend today
But she forgot the road and lost her way
So she sat in the park
Until way after dark
Til a neighbour found her who knew where she stayed.

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Maggie said 'it's fish for tea'