Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Bored with nought on the telly
Mick thought he'd go and see Nelly
But Nelly had gone to the pub
With Joe, to eat some fancy grub
So Mick chatted up Val from the Deli

[Mups]

While Bertie sat reading in bed

[GrannyMac]

While Bertie sat reading in bed
A thought suddenly entered his head

[Scrumpy]

While Bertie sat reading in bed
A thought suddenly entered his head
' I wonder if it's raining in Spain' !!

[klondike]

While Bertie sat reading in bed
A thought suddenly entered his head
' I wonder if it's raining in Spain' !!
I can hear it is here yet again

[Scrumpy]

While Bertie sat reading in bed
A thought suddenly entered his head
'I wonder if it's raining in Spain'!!
I can here that it is here yet again
So he opted for reading.. instead


When the chips are down and you're feeling rather blue
Just open a bottle of gin, that will get you through

[klondike]

When the chips are down and you're feeling rather blue
Just open a bottle of gin, that will get you through
But should the room begin to sway

[Alex]

When the chips are down and you're feeling rather blue
Just open a bottle of gin, that will get you through
But should the room begin to sway
Leave the bottle for another day

[Mups]

When the chips are down and you're feeling rather blue
Just open a bottle of gin, that will get you through
But should the room begin to sway
Leave the bottle for another day 
Or a thick head tomorrow,  silly old you! 

*

The new local Vicar in  Gwent

[Alex]

The new local Vicar in  Gwent
Called on all of his flock to repent

[Scrumpy]

The new local vicar in Gwent
Called on all of his flock to repent
Everyone said 'Aye'
Everyone but.. Dai

[klondike]

The new local vicar in Gwent
Called on all of his flock to repent
Everyone said 'Aye'
Everyone but.. Dai
Who muttered "I reckon he's bent"

[Scrumpy]

The new local vicar in Gwent
Called on all of his flock to repent
Everyone said 'Aye'
Everyone but.. Dai
Who muttered 'I reckon he's bent'
I think that wink, for me ,was meant'

[Mups]

Our Nell liked Fishcakes once a week

[Alex]

Our Nell liked Fishcakes once a week
Bought every Friday from Nick the Greek