Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Charlie was sitting on a stool at the bar
He only had a tenner, that wouldn't go far
He sipped his beer slowly, through a straw
After an hour he had an ache in his jaw 
Then found someone had nicked his car.

*

There's a Hot Dog van in the park

[Alex]

There's a Hot Dog van in the park
Painted pink just for a lark

[Scrumpy]

There's a hot dog van in the park
Painted pink , just for a lark
Barry queued up in his high heeled shoes

[GrannyMac]

There's a hot dog van in the park
Painted pink , just for a lark
Barry queued up in his high heeled shoes
Having a break from hanging round the loos

[Scrumpy]

There's a hot dog van in the park
Painted pink, just for a lark
Barry queued up in his high heeled shoes
Having a break from hanging round the loos
With his friend Maurice, after dark

[Alex]

There's a hot dog van in the park
Painted pink, just for a lark
Barry queued up in his high heeled shoes
Having a break from hanging round the loos
With his friend Maurice, after dark


Maurice moved from Denver in nineteen eighty two

[Mups]

Maurice moved from Denver in nineteen eighty two 
He'd broken up with Barry, and wanted something new

[Alex]

Maurice moved from Denver in nineteen eighty two
He'd broken up with Barry, and wanted something new
He liked the sound of England renowned for her free speech 

[Mups]

Maurice moved from Denver in nineteen eighty two
He'd broken up with Barry, and wanted something new
He liked the sound of England renowned for her free speech   
Perhaps somewhere coastal with a lovely sandy beach

[GrannyMac]

Maurice moved from Denver in nineteen eighty two
He'd broken up with Barry, and wanted something new
He liked the sound of England renowned for her free speech 
Perhaps somewhere coastal with a lovely sandy beach
But he ended up in Chester, clearing poo at the zoo.

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Lily went on protests, End War, Save Trees, Stop Oil
She had a good inheritance, so didn't need to toil

[klondike]

Lily went on protests, End War, Save Trees, Stop Oil
She had a good inheritance, so didn't need to toil
She went to the Town Hall and sprayed the place with paint

[Alex]

Lily went on protests, End War, Save Trees, Stop Oil
She had a good inheritance, so didn't need to toil
She went to the Town Hall and sprayed the place with paint
The smell was really strong and Lily felt quite faint

[klondike]

Lily went on protests, End War, Save Trees, Stop Oil
She had a good inheritance, so didn't need to toil
She went to the Town Hall and sprayed the place with paint
The smell was really strong and Lily felt quite faint
She got her comeuppance when she got a nasty boil

[Mups]

Bored with nought on the telly
Mick thought he'd go and see Nelly

[GrannyMac]

Bored with nought on the telly
Mick thought he'd go and see Nelly
But Nelly had gone to the pub
With Joe, to eat some fancy grub