Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

While watching Andre Rieu on tv
Nellie was banging her drum with glee
She was singing along, out of tune
Got so excited I feared she'd swoon

[Scrumpy]

While watching Andre Rieu on tv
Nellie was banging her drum with glee
She was singing along out of tune
Got so excited I feared she'd swoon
She thought ' He's playing his fiddle just for me'

[Scrumpy]

Kevin asked the barber for a number two

[klondike]

Kevin asked the barber for a number two
For the many bald bits stick some shavings on with glue

[Mups]

Kevin asked the barber for a number two
For the many bald bits stick some shavings on with glue 
Then some beard wax as well

[Scrumpy]

Kevin asked the barber for a number two
For the many bald bits stick some shavings on with glue
Then some beard wax as well
Stick it all over.. what the hell !

[Alex]

Kevin asked the barber for a number two
For the many bald bits stick some shavings on with glue
Then some beard wax as well
Stick it all over.. what the hell !
Ignore the dollops of glue on his shoe !


Mustafa was the barber who cut Kevin's hair

[klondike]

Mustafa was the barber who cut Kevin's hair
You'll have to wait a little while he's busy with his prayer

[Mups]

Mustafa was the barber who cut Kevin's hair
You'll have to wait a little while he's busy with his prayer 
But he'll be back in good time

[klondike]

Mustafa was the barber who cut Kevin's hair
You'll have to wait a little while he's busy with his prayer
But he'll be back in good time
He's expecting a new lota from Amazon Prime

[Scrumpy]

Mustafa was the barber who cut Kevin's hair
You'll have to wait a little while he's busy with his prayer
But he'll be back in good time
He's expecting a new lota from Amazon Prime
It will be delivered, but heaven knows where!

[Mups]

Charlie was sitting on a stool at the bar

[Alex]

Charlie was sitting on a stool at the bar
He only had a tenner, that wouldn't go far.

[Scrumpy]

Charlie was sitting on a stool at the bar
He only had a tenner, that wouldn't go far
He sipped his beer slowly, through a straw

[Alex]

Charlie was sitting on a stool at the bar
He only had a tenner, that wouldn't go far
He sipped his beer slowly, through a straw
After an hour he had an ache in his jaw