Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

The Bishop phoned up Father Billy
He said 'I've done something rather silly'
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

The Bishop phoned up Father Billy
He said 'I've done something rather silly'
I've mislaid my mitre
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

The Bishop phoned up Father Billy
He said 'I've done something rather silly'
I've mislaid my mitre
And my cassock feels tighter
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

The Bishop phoned up Father Billy
He said 'I've done something rather silly'
I've mislaid my mitre
And my cassock feels tighter
And the collar is much too frilly


A lazy young fellow from Dover
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A lazy young fellow from Dover
With a mangy old fleabag named Rover

Michael Rolls

A lazy young fellow from Dover
With a mangy old fleabag named Rover
Set his cur on a tramp
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

A lazy young fellow from Dover
With a mangy old fleabag named Rover
Set his cur on a tramp
Who lashed out with his gamp
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

A lazy young fellow from Dover
With a mangy old fleabag named Rover
Set his cur on a tramp
Who lashed out with his gamp
Which made the poor dog roll over


A luckless young lady from Madrid
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

A luckless young lady from Madrid
Dropped her purse and lost a quid

Michael Rolls

A luckless young lady from Madrid
Dropped her purse and lost a quid
Now she said I'll need Euros
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

A luckless young lady from Madrid
Dropped her purse and lost a quid
Now she said I'll need Euros
There are some in my bureau
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

A luckless young lady from Madrid
Dropped her purse and lost a quid
Now she said I'll need Euros
There are some in my bureau
But someone has nailed down the lid.

An ernest young suitor from Frome

Michael Rolls

An ernest young suitor from Frome
Hoped one day to be a young groom
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

An ernest young suitor from Frome
Hoped one day to be a young groom
With hope in his heart ♥️ 
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


An earnest young suitor from Frome
Hoped one day to be a groom
With hope in his heart            
He visited the Mart



GrannyMac.. where did you find the heart symbol.?
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..