Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Gert and the vicar had a thing going on
Oooo how delicious , I wondered where he'd gone!
They now pray together at the end of the bed
In holy matrimony, they got wed

[Ruthio]

Gert and the vicar had a thing going on
Oooo how delicious , I wondered where he'd gone!
They now pray together at the end of the bed
In holy matrimony, they got wed
And the sunshine was glorious, it shone and shone! 🌞 🌤 

[GrannyMac]

The Tories conference is on TV
Is it a misnomer, Cleverly?

[Scrumpy]

The Tories conference is on TV
Is it misnomer , Cleverly?
No clever ones in that team

[Ruthio]

The Tories conference is on TV
Is it misnomer , Cleverly?
No clever ones in that team
They make me want to scream 🤯

[GrannyMac]

The Tories conference is on TV
Is it a misnomer, Cleverly?
No clever ones in that team
They make me want to scream 🤯
And they're very good at getting things free.

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Lenny went to Blackpool to see the Christmas lights

[Alex]

Lenny went to Blackpool to see the Christmas lights
Arriving in the afternoon he went to see the sights

[Ruthio]

Lenny went to Blackpool to see the Christmas lights
And who should he see but his old flame in a pair of sequinned tights

Sorry too late, ignore me!

[Mups]

Lenny went to Blackpool to see the Christmas lights
Arriving in the afternoon he went to see the sights 
But the wind was fresh and the sea was rough

[GrannyMac]

Lenny went to Blackpool to see the Christmas lights
Arriving in the afternoon he went to see the sights
But the wind was fresh and the sea was rough
So he went in some pubs and drank more than enough

[Scrumpy]

Lenny went to Blackpool to see the Christmas lights
Arriving in the afternoon he went to see the sights
But the wind was fresh and the sea was rough
So he went in some pubs and drank more than enough
Then staggered back to the hotel, where he slept all night

[Mups]

I have a little dog that wants cuddles all day
Her name is Gertie and it's just her way

[Scrumpy]

I have a little dog that wants cuddles all day 
Her name is Gertie and it's just her way 
I love my little Gertie.. She is my bestest friend 

[GrannyMac]

I have a little dog that wants cuddles all day
Her name is Gertie and it's just her way
I love my little Gertie.. She is my bestest friend
But when she chews my slippers it drives me round the bend 

[Mups]

I have a little dog that wants cuddles all day
Her name is Gertie and it's just her way
I love my little Gertie.. She is my bestest friend
But when she chews my slippers it drives me round the bend 
But she puts paws in her ears so she can't hear me say. 




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When Arthur met Sally he  said