Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Barry stood in a queue. He didn't know what for

[klondike]

Barry stood in a queue. He didn't know what for
It must be for something good it stretched right out the door

[Mups]

Barry stood in a queue. He didn't know what for
It must be for something good it stretched right out the door 
He waited and waited, and his feet were getting cold

[Ruthio]

Barry stood in a queue. He didn't know what for
It must be for something good it stretched right out the door 
He waited and waited, and his feet were getting cold
And his sandwich was growing mould

[GrannyMac]

Barry stood in a queue. He didn't know what for
It must be for something good it stretched right out the door
He waited and waited, and his feet were getting cold
And his sandwich was growing mould
When his turn came, he said 'just give me four!

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Mups started this, but it was overlooked:

When Arthur met Sally he said
What on earth have you got on your head?

[Scrumpy]

Oh!!!  Mups , I am so sorry. I never saw your starter...

[Ruthio]

When Arthur met Sally he said
What on earth have you got on your head?
It sparkled and shone

[Scrumpy]

When Arthur met Sally he said
What on earth have you got on your head?
It sparkled and shone
And was four inches long

[Mups]

When Arthur met Sally he said
What on earth have you got on your head?
It sparkled and shone
And was four inches long
She'd found it in the flower bed.


(No matter Scrumps,  don't worry).

*


It's colder and long nights are drawing near
Halloween and Guy Fawkes will soon be here

[Scrumpy]

It's colder and long nights are drawing near
Halloween and Guy Fawkes will soon be here
'Trick or treat' which will you choose ?

[Mups]

It's colder and long nights are drawing near
Halloween and Guy Fawkes will soon be here
'Trick or treat' which will you choose ? 
Stay in the warm with a nice glass of booze

[Scrumpy]

It's colder and long nights are drawing near
Halloween and Guy Fawkes will soon be here
'Trick or treat 'which will you choose?
Stay in the warm with a nice glass of booze
And wait for the Christmas cheer

[Mups]

While watching Andre Rieu on tv

[Alex]

While watching Andre Rieu on tv
Nellie was banging her drum with glee

[GrannyMac]

While watching Andre Rieu on tv
Nellie was banging her drum with glee
She was singing along, out of tune