Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

Still bucketing down today
How I wish it would go away
Is it better than snow? ❄ 

klondike

Still bucketing down today
How I wish it would go away
Is it better than snow? ❄
When that north wind doth blow 💨

GrannyMac

Still bucketing down today
How I wish it would go away
Is it better than snow? ❄
When that north wind doth blow 💨
No, cos rain washes the snowmen away! ⛄️ 

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Dave used his bus pass every day

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Dave used his bus pass every day
How long before Starmer makes him pay?

Alex


Dave used his bus pass every day
How long before Starmer makes him pay?
He looked forward to his trip to town

Mups

Dave used his bus pass every day
How long before Starmer makes him pay?
He looked forward to his trip to town
It cheered him up if he was down

Scrumpy

Dave used his bus pass every day
How long before Starmer makes him pay?
He looked forward to his trip in town
It cheered him up if he was down
Coffee with his friends in good old Safeway
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

While Gert was writing her Christmas list

Scrumpy


While Gert was writing her Christmas list
She checked if there was anyone she'd missed
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

While Gert was writing her Christmas list
She checked if there was anyone she'd missed
Family and friends were all written down

Scrumpy

While Gert was writing her Christmas list
She checked if there was anyone she'd missed
Family and friends were all written down
Even the butcher.. Mister Brown
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

While Gert was writing her Christmas list
She checked if there was anyone she'd missed
Family and friends were all written down
Even the butcher.. Mister Brown
Not forgetting the vicar, who Gert had once kissed.



Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Gert and the vicar had a thing going on
Oooo how delicious, I wondered where he'd gone!

Scrumpy

Gert and the vicar had a thing going on
Oooo how delicious , I wondered where he'd gone!
They now pray together at the end of the bed
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..