Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

May went out dancing and left Bert at home
Bert was well chuffed ,just being alone
He went to the offie and bought some beer
By ten o'clock old Bert was full of cheer
Now long after praying into the throne

May returned and made for the loo

[Scrumpy]

May returned and made for the loo
Bert was feeling randy. He hoped May was too

[Alex]

May returned and made for the loo
Bert was feeling randy. He hoped May was too
He'd sprayed on Old Spice

[Scrumpy]

May returned and made for the loo
Bert was feeling randy. He hoped May did too
He'd sprayed on Old Spice
To be sure, he sprayed twice

[Scrumpy]

May returned and made for the loo
Bert was feeling randy. He hoped May did too
He sprayed on Old Spice
To be sure, he sprayed twice
He would pass out in five.. Nothing new

[Alex]

Bert had a hangover and so stayed in bed

[klondike]

Bert had a hangover and so stayed in bed
The slightest sound hurting his aching head

[Scrumpy]

Bert had a hangover and so stayed in bed
The slightest sound hurting his head
May did some hoovering and trod on the cats tail 

[klondike]

Bert had a hangover and so stayed in bed
The slightest sound hurting his head
May did some hoovering and trod on the cats tail
It wasn't just the cat that let out a wail

[Scrumpy]

Bert had a hangover and so stayed in bed
The slightest sound hurting his head
May did some hoovering and trod on the cat's tail
It wasn't just the cat that let out a wail
The slightest move and Bert saw stars and red

[klondike]

The cat shot off and down the stairs

[Ruthio]

The cat shot off and down the stairs
Some people call it the apples and pears!

[Scrumpy]

The cat shot off and down the stairs
Some people call it apples and pears
Usually the cockneys who live  down South
They say ' Cor blimey' and 'Watcha yer marf'

[Mups]

The cat shot off and down the stairs
Some people call it apples and pears
Usually the cockneys who live  down South
They say ' Cor blimey' and 'Watcha yer marf' 
Then walks off in a huff, 'cos nobody cares.


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Still bucketing down today

[klondike]

Still bucketing down today
How I wish it would go away