Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

The tyres were bald, it had no brakes
Driving the thing gave Alf the shakes
So his date with Kate was put on hold
Until they both were feeling bold
And sat in the park with tea and cakes.


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As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight

[Ruthio]

As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight
You could hear her screams for miles! 🕷 

[Mups]

As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight
You could hear her screams for miles! 🕷 
As it ran over her tiles

[Alex]

As May sat watching telly one night
A great big spider came into  sight
You could hear her screams for miles! 🕷
As it ran over her tiles
She battered it with all her might



May was meeting her pal in town

[Mups]

May was meeting her pal in town
"Now what shall I wear" she thought with a frown

[Scrumpy]

May was meeting her pal in town
'Now what shall I wear ' she thought with a frown
Will it be windy !.. will it rain! 
Or maybe the sun will shine again 

[GrannyMac]

May was meeting her pal in town
'Now what shall I wear ' she thought with a frown
Will it be windy !.. will it rain!
Or maybe the sun will shine again 
I'll wear boots, a mac and a sparkly gown.

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The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice

[Ruthio]

The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice
So she put on her sexiest pants 👙

[Scrumpy]

The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice
So she put on her sexiest pants
And headed to a beach down in Hants

[Mups]

The pub was doing two cocktails half price
May thought Sex on the Beach sounded nice
So she put on her sexiest pants
And headed to a beach down in Hants
And enjoyed her cocktail with ice.

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Bert was fed up with what's on t.v.

[Scrumpy]

Bert was fed up with what's on tv
Cooks and celebrities going off on freebies