Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

So he decided to change his old job
And now works with the posh Waitrose mob
He is in bakery making much dough

[Mups]

So he decided to change his old job
And now works with the posh Waitrose mob
He is in bakery making much dough
But they told him he's much too slow

[GrannyMac]

So he decided to change his old job
And now works with the posh Waitrose mob
He is in bakery making much dough
But they told him he's much too slow
Because he's mooning over his hearthrob

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[Alex]

There was an old dear from Montrose

[Mups]

here was an old dear from Montrose 
Who on each foot had six toes

[Scrumpy]

There was an old dear from Montrose
Who on each foot had six toes
She was a chiropodists dream

[GrannyMac]

There was an old dear from Montrose
Who on each foot had six toes
She was a chiropodists dream
She bought loads of foot cream

[Ruthio]

There was an old dear from Montrose
Who on each foot had six toes
She was a chiropodists dream
She bought loads of foot cream
Any left over she rubbed onto her nose!

[Mups]

When the car MOT was due
Alf got there and found a long queue

[Scrumpy]

When the car MOT was due
Alf got there and found a long queue
He hoped his old banger would last the long wait

[Mups]

When the car MOT was due
Alf got there and found a long queue
He hoped his old banger would last the long wait 
And he was meant to have some lunch with Kate

[Scrumpy]

When the car MOT was due
Alf got there and found a long queue
He hoped his old banger would last the long wait
And he was meant to have some lunch with Kate
But, alas, the old banger didn't get through

[klondike]

The tyres were bald, it had no brakes
Driving the thing gave Alf the shakes

[Alex]

The tyres were bald, it had no brakes
Driving the thing gave Alf the shakes
So his date with Kate was put on hold

[klondike]

The tyres were bald, it had no brakes
Driving the thing gave Alf the shakes
So his date with Kate was put on hold
Until they both were feeling bold