Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She stank of booze as she kissed his ear
Bert thought 'I'm well in here'
His hand rested gently on her knee

[Scrumpy]

She stank of booze as she kissed his ear
Bert thought 'I'm well in here'
His hand rested gently on her knee
She didn't flinch Bert thought 'Yippee'

[klondike]

She stank of booze as she kissed his ear
Bert thought 'I'm well in here'
His hand rested gently on her knee
She didn't flinch Bert thought 'Yippee'
If only he'd had 10 less pints of beer

Both Bert and Mabel nodded off to sleep

[Alex]

Both Bert and Mabel nodded off to sleep
But Bert's snoring made Mabel weep