Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She stank of booze as she kissed his ear
Bert thought 'I'm well in here'
His hand rested gently on her knee

[Scrumpy]

She stank of booze as she kissed his ear
Bert thought 'I'm well in here'
His hand rested gently on her knee
She didn't flinch Bert thought 'Yippee'

[klondike]

She stank of booze as she kissed his ear
Bert thought 'I'm well in here'
His hand rested gently on her knee
She didn't flinch Bert thought 'Yippee'
If only he'd had 10 less pints of beer

Both Bert and Mabel nodded off to sleep

[Alex]

Both Bert and Mabel nodded off to sleep
But Bert's snoring made Mabel weep

[Mups]

Both Bert and Mabel nodded off to sleep
But Bert's snoring made Mabel weep 
He'd done it for years -
Made worse by a few beers

[Scrumpy]

Both Bert and Mabel nodded off to sleep
But Bert's snoring made Mabel weep
He'd done it for years-
Mad worse by a few beers
A peg on his nose..!! Hooray, not a peep

[Mups]

While rootling about in his shed

[Mups]

While rootling about in his shed 
Fred stood up and hit his head

[Alex]

While rootling about in his shed
Fred stood up and hit his head
The bump was as big as a golf ball

[klondike]

While rootling about in his shed
Fred stood up and hit his head
The bump was as big as a golf ball
Made worse from being so tall

[Mups]

While rootling about in his shed
Fred stood up and hit his head
The bump was as big as a golf ball
Made worse from being so tall 
So he had a lie down on his bed.



He then had a funny dream

[klondike]

He then had a funny dream
All he recalled was being covered with cream

[Mups]

He then had a funny dream
All he recalled was being covered with cream 
He felt a bit naughty
Though well over forty

[Alex]

He then had a funny dream
All he recalled was being covered with cream
He felt a bit naughty
Though well over forty
His problem was low self esteem   

The bikers were heading to Fife

[klondike]

The bikers were heading to Fife
One was trying hard to escape his wife