Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

While digging his a allotment one day
A stray cat appeared wanting to play
It dug up the plants , then did a wee

[Scrumpy]

While digging his allotment one day
A stray cat appeared wanting to play
It dug up the plants, then did a wee
Then coughed up a furball, for all to see

[Alex]

While digging his allotment one day
A stray cat appeared wanting to play
It dug up the plants, then did a wee
Then coughed up a furball, for all to see
Finally chasing a ping pong,  quite happily



The Park Attendant was a Pole called Platt

[Mups]

The Park Attendant was a Pole called Platt
Who drove to work though his tyre was flat
But down a pot-hole he went
And his bumper he bent

[Scrumpy]

The Park Attendant was a Pole called Platt
Who drove to work though his tyre was flat
But down a pot-hole he went
And his bumper he bent
So Platt  is now known as Prat

[GrannyMac]

Eddie was a drag act in a club up in town

[Alex]

Eddie was a drag act in a club up in town
He wore red high heels and a green sequined gown

[GrannyMac]

Eddie was a drag act in a club up in town
He wore red high heels and a green sequined gown
He looked very glamorous, but his voice was really gruff

[Mups]

Eddie was a drag act in a club up in town
He wore red high heels and a green sequined gown
He looked very glamorous, but his voice was really gruff 
And his big hairy chest made him look too tough

[Alex]

Eddie was a drag act in a club up in town
He wore red high heels and a green sequinned gown
He looked very glamorous, but his voice was really gruff
And his big hairy chest made him look too tough
With rouge on his cheeks he looked quite the clown

There once was a fellow from Fife

[Scrumpy]

There once was a fellow from Fife
Who kept a secret from his wife

[Mups]

There once was a fellow from Fife
Who kept a secret from his wife 
For he fancied a man

[Alex]

There once was a fellow from Fife
Who kept a secret from his wife
For he fancied a man
A local called Dan

[Scrumpy]

There once was a fellow from Fife
Who kept a secret from his wife
For he fancied a man
A local called Dan
Also the fishman called Clive

[Mups]

But he loved his wife, Flo, as well
Along with Ethel, Bertie and Nell