Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Billy took a tumble off his bike
Distracted from the road by his old friend, Mike
He lay in the road
His bike frame badly bowed 
'Til  he spotted a girl that he liked.

*

He called out  "May,  is that you?"

[GrannyMac]

He called out 'May, is that you?'
She said 'No, my name is Sue'

[Scrumpy]

He called out 'May, is that you?'
She said 'No, my name is Sue'
'Your name is Sue! .. You look like May'

[Alex]

He called out 'May, is that you?'
She said 'No, my name is Sue'
'Your name is Sue! .. You look like May'
Well goodness me, you don't say !

[Mups]

He called out 'May, is that you?'
She said 'No, my name is Sue'
'Your name is Sue! .. You look like May'
Well goodness me, you don't say ! 
Somebody else just said that, too!

*

Oh my,  how the time does fly

[GrannyMac]

Oh my, how the time does fly
As we get old, in a flash it goes by

[klondike]

Oh my, how the time does fly
As we get old, in a flash it goes by
Just where did all those years go?

[Mups]

Oh my, how the time does fly
As we get old, in a flash it goes by
Just where did all those years go? 
Sometimes I wish it would slow

[Scrumpy]

Oh my, how the time does fly
As we get old, in a flash it goes by
Just where did all those years go?
Sometimes I wish it would slow
I'd love it all again, I do not lie


August 21, 2024, 11:07:37 AM

Paddy loved a pork pie. He bought six at a time

[Alex]

Paddy loved a pork pie. He bought six at a time
But three were for Declan his partner in crime.

[Scrumpy]

Paddy loved a pork pie. He bought six at a time
But three were for Declan his partner in crime
They'd nick them from the Co-op and once from M&S

[Mups]

Paddy loved a pork pie. He bought six at a time
But three were for Declan his partner in crime
They'd nick them from the Co-op and once from M&S 
But that time, the cops grabbed his mate, Jess

[Scrumpy]

Paddy loved a pork pie. He bought six at a time
But three were for Declan his partner in crime
They'd nick them from the Co-op and once from M&S
But that time , the cops grabbed their mate , Jess
Now Jess is in Brixton doing six months time 

[Mups]

While digging his allotment one day

[Alex]

While digging his allotment one day
A stray cat appeared, wanting to play