Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

But he loved his wife, Flo, as well
Along with Ethel, Bertie and Nell
He wore a red frock on a Friday night

[Alex]

But he loved his wife, Flo, as well
Along with Ethel, Bertie and Nell
He wore a red frock on a Friday night
Which gave his neighbours a fright

[Mups]

But he loved his wife, Flo, as well
Along with Ethel, Bertie and Nell
He wore a red frock on a Friday night
Which gave his neighbours a fright 
Then Sid opened his window to yell. . .



"You look a right twerp"  yelled he

[Mups]

"You look a right twerp"  yelled he 
"Get a full length mirror and see,"

[Mups]

"You look a right twerp"  yelled he
"Get a full length mirror and see,"
So the fella from Fife
Went  home to his wife

[Michael Rolls]

You look a right twerp"  yelled he
"Get a full length mirror and see,"
So the fella from Fife
Went  home to his wife
And had kippers and jam for tea

There once was a man from Montrose

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Montrose
Who liked to strut and pose

[Alex]

There was a young man from Montrose
Who liked to strut and pose
In the disco he'd shine

[Mups]

There was a young man from Montrose
Who liked to strut and pose
In the disco he'd shine 
His dancing sublime

[Michael Rolls]

There was a young man from Montrose
Who liked to strut and pose
In the disco he'd shine
His dancing sublime
Til he went and tripped over his toes

A careless young surgeon from Neath

[Alex]

A careless young surgeon from Neath
Fell over and knocked out his teeth

[Scrumpy]

A careless young surgeon from Neath
Fell over and knocked out his teeth
He forgot to use Poligrip to help keep his teeth in

[klondike]

A careless young surgeon from Neath
Fell over and knocked out his teeth
He forgot to use Poligrip to help keep his teeth in
So now he has lost his winning grin

[Mups]

A careless young surgeon from Neath
Fell over and knocked out his teeth
He forgot to use Poligrip to help keep his teeth in
So now he has lost his winning grin
And sleeps out on Hampstead Heath.

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There once lived a Parrot in Ayr

[klondike]

There once lived a Parrot in Ayr
For fun Stan taught it to swear