Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Finders keepers Dickie said
So Horace punched him in the head
Ethel who was passing by
Joined in and whacked Horace in the eye
So guess which one ended up dead... ⚰ 

[Mups]

Ernie sat in the cafe having a brew

[klondike]

Ernie sat in the cafe having a brew
Almost strong enough to chew

[Ruthio]

Ernie sat in the cafe having a brew
Almost strong enough to chew
His hair began to curl 

[klondike]

Ernie sat in the cafe having a brew
Almost strong enough to chew
His hair began to curl
As he gave the mug a twirl

[Alex]

Ernie sat in the cafe having a brew
Almost strong enough to chew
His hair began to curl
As he gave the mug a twirl
And sat there admiring the view.

Horace sat for hours in the local A & E

[klondike]

Horace sat for hours in the local A & E
He slipped off for a mo when desperate for a pee

[Scrumpy]

Horace sat for hours in the local A&E
He slipped off for a mo when desperate for a pee
He met up with Dickie while peeing in the loo
So he decide to aim it on Dickie's brand new shoe

[klondike]

Horace sat for hours in the local A&E
He slipped off for a mo when desperate for a pee
He met up with Dickie while peeing in the loo
So he decide to aim it on Dickie's brand new shoe
Horace scored a bullseye while chortling away with glee

I say old chap cried Dickie in a rage

[Mups]

I say old chap cried Dickie in a rage 
When will you grow up and act your age

[Scrumpy]

I say old chap cried Dickie in a rage
When will you grow up and act your age
Horace blew a raspberry in answer to his plea

[Alex]

I say old chap cried Dickie in a rage
When will you grow up and act your age
Horace blew a raspberry in answer to his plea
Grinning ear to ear as he sipped his herbal tea

[Scrumpy]

I say old chap cried Dickie in a rage
When will you grow up and act your age
Horace blew a raspberry in answer to his plea
Grinning ear to ear as he sipped his herbal tea
Reading his Beano and turning over the next page

[Scrumpy]

Susie was a pole dancer at the social club

[Mups]

Susie was a pole dancer at the social club 
She also pulled pints at the local pub