Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Susie was a pole dancer at the social club
She also pulled pints at the local pup
She did a bit of lap dancing and sat on Eric's knee

[Mups]

Susie was a pole dancer at the social club
She also pulled pints at the local pub
She did a bit of lap dancing and sat on Eric's knee
But he shoved her off, and went for a wee

[GrannyMac]

Susie was a pole dancer at the social club
She also pulled pints at the local pub
She did a bit of lap dancing and sat on Eric's knee
But he shoved her off, and went off for a wee
Susie wasn't happy, she took it as a snub.

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A very camp butcher named Bill

[klondike]

A very camp butcher named Bill
Displayed his sausage with consummate skill

[Scrumpy]

A very camp butcher named Bill
Displayed his sausage with consummate skill
He had it stuffed  to twice its size and hung it on a hook

[Mups]

A very camp butcher named Bill
Displayed his sausage with consummate skill
He had it stuffed  to twice its size and hung it on a hook 
Everyone going by had to stop to look

[Scrumpy]

A very camp butcher named Bill
Displayed his sausage with consummate skill
He had it stuffed to twice its size and hung it on a hook
Everyone going by had to stop to have a look
And offered a taster to all .. who came by at will

[Mups]

A lonely old man from  Dover

[Alex]

A lonely old man from  Dover
Decided he needed a make over

[Scrumpy]

A lonely old man from Dover
Decided he needed a make over
He bought some tight jeans and dyed his hair black

[Mups]

A lonely old man from Dover
Decided he needed a make over
He bought some tight jeans and dyed his hair black 
And had a tattoo done on his back

[klondike]

A lonely old man from Dover
Decided he needed a make over
He bought some tight jeans and dyed his hair black
And had a tattoo done on his back
Then advertised for a young lover

Billy took a tumble off his bike

[GrannyMac]

Billy took a tumble off his bike
Distracted from the road by his old friend, Mike

[Ruthio]

Billy took a tumble off his bike
Distracted from the road by his old friend, Mike
He lay in the road

[klondike]

Billy took a tumble off his bike
Distracted from the road by his old friend, Mike
He lay in the road
His bike frame badly bowed