Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Bill was eventually transferred to Crewe
He really wanted Birmingham, but there was nothing he could do
So he packed his worldly goods
A flask of tea, some food

[Alex]

Bill was eventually transferred to Crewe
He really wanted Birmingham, but there was nothing he could do
So he packed his worldly goods
A flask of tea, some food
And loaded his boot with two crates of home brew.

Off Bill set, up the M6

[Scrumpy]

Off Bill set, up the M6
He didn't take the train. The lines were being fixed..

[klondike]

Off Bill set, up the M6
He didn't take the train. The lines were being fixed..
A junction on the cones began

[Scrumpy]

Off Bill set, up the M6
He didn't take the train. The lines were being fixed..
A junction on the cones began
And he was stuck behind a dirty white van

[Alex]

Off Bill set, up the M6
He didn't take the train. The lines were being fixed..
A junction on the cones began
And he was stuck behind a dirty white van
Broken down and was up on bricks.   

[GrannyMac]

The next time Bill thought he'd go by train

[klondike]

The next time Bill thought he'd go by train
Sadly replaced by buses yet again

[Alex]

The next time Bill thought he'd go by train
Sadly replaced by buses yet again
When he got to Crewe he was sad to see

[GrannyMac]

The next time Bill thought he'd go by train
Sadly replaced by buses yet again
When he got to Crewe he was sad to see
The driver had gone home for his tea

[klondike]

The next time Bill thought he'd go by train
Sadly replaced by buses yet again
When he got to Crewe he was sad to see
The driver had gone home for his tea
Useless railways! What a pain

As Bill began his homeward walk

[Alex]

As Bill began his homeward walk
Above him flew a Sparrowhawk

[Scrumpy]

As Bill began his homeward walk
Above him flew a Sparrowhawk
It lifted Bill above the ground
And dropped him at The Hare and Hounds

[klondike]

As Bill began his homeward walk
Above him flew a Sparrowhawk
It lifted Bill above the ground
And dropped him at The Hare and Hounds
Before flying off with a mighty squawk

Far too hot to go out today 

[Alex]

As Bill began his homeward walk
Above him flew a Sparrowhawk
It lifted Bill above the ground
And dropped him at The Hare and Hounds
Before flying off with a mighty squawk
 

a cracker ! 

Far too hot to go out today
I'll stay inside and eat my takeaway