Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Far too hot to go out today
I'll stay inside and eat my takeaway 
A nice hot curry to make me sweat

[Alex]

Far too hot to go out today
I'll stay inside and eat my takeaway
A nice hot curry to make me sweat
With a few chunks spread on a baguette  (sorry)

[Scrumpy]

Far too hot to go out today
I'll stay inside and eat my takeaway
A nice hot curry to make me sweat
With a few chunks spread on a baguette
Tomorrow we'll have some Matzah balls.. Oy vay

[Alex]

Far too hot to go out today
I'll stay inside and eat my takeaway
A nice hot curry to make me sweat
With a few chunks spread on a baguette
Tomorrow we'll have some Matzah balls.. Oy vay

The charabanc left this morning at nine

[Scrumpy]

The charabanc left this morning at nine
Ethel was waiting , second in line

[Alex]

The charabanc left this morning at nine
Ethel was waiting , second in line
They were heading off to Blackpool

[Scrumpy]

The charabanc left this morning at nine
Ethel was waiting , second in line
They were heading off to Blackpool
Where 'Kiss me quick' hats were the rule

[Mups]

The charabanc left this morning at nine
Ethel was waiting , second in line
They were heading off to Blackpool
Where 'Kiss me quick' hats were the rule
Which reminds me . .   I mustn't forget mine.   

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August 01, 2024, 02:00:38 PM


While enjoying a nice cup of tea

[Scrumpy]

While enjoying a nice cup of tea
With my neighbour , who's name is Betty

[Alex]

While enjoying a nice cup of tea
With my neighbour whose name is Betty
We both lit up fags
And took great bit drags

[Scrumpy]

While enjoying a nice cup of tea
With my neighbour who's name is Betty
We both lit up fags
And took great big drags
And we added some  whacky baccy

[Mups]

Big storms are heading our way

[klondike]

Big storms are heading our way
After the sun we will certainly pay

[Alex]

Big storms are heading our way
After the sun we will certainly pay
The gutters will leak

[Scrumpy]

Big storms are heading our way
After the sun we will certainly pay
The gutters will leak
Roofer MIGHT come next week