Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Jock was carted off to jail
Straight inside no chance of bail

[Ruthio]

Jock was carted off to jail
Straight inside no chance of bail
His case comes up next week

[klondike]

Jock was carted off to jail
Straight inside no chance of bail
His case comes up next week
Chances of getting off look bleak

[Silver Tabby]

Jock was carted off to jail
Straight inside no chance of bail
His case comes up next week
Chances of getting off look bleak
as the Judge just bought a new flail!



July 23, 2024, 01:20:02 PM
Next door neighbour's Vape just exploded

[klondike]

Next door neighbour's Vape just exploded
Maybe the battery was corroded?

[Scrumpy]

Next door neighbour's Vape just exploded
Maybe the battery was corroded
They have now changed to marijuana smoking

[klondike]

Next door neighbour's Vape just exploded
Maybe the battery was corroded
They have now changed to marijuana smoking
Stinks like hell and leaves me choking

[Scrumpy]

Next door neighbour's Vape just exploded 
Maybe the battery was corroded
They have now changed to marijuana smoking
Stinks like hell and leaves me choking
They now drive a Ferrari. They must be loaded




Bill was a Whistle Blower on the Brighton line

[klondike]

Bill was a Whistle Blower on the Brighton line
He'd often blow his whistle and once offered to blow mine

[GrannyMac]

Bill was a Whistle Blower on the Brighton line
He'd often blow his whistle and once offered to blow mine
We had our suspicions he was not a ladies' man
Perhaps it was it was how delicately Bill would hold a fan

[Scrumpy]

Bill was a Whistle Blower on the Brighton line
He'd often blow his whistle and once offered to blow mine
We had our suspicions he was not a ladies man
Perhaps it was how delicately Bill would hold a fan
But he let travellers blow his whistle.. He was so very kind

[Mups]

Tomorrow they have forecast rain

[Alex]

Bill was eventually transferred to Crewe

[Scrumpy]

Bill was eventually transferred to Crewe
He really wanted Birmingham, but there was nothing he could do

[Alex]

Bill was eventually transferred to Crewe
He really wanted Birmingham, but there was nothing he could do
So he packed his worldly goods