Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Michael Rolls · April 29, 2023, 05:04:21 AM

A coconut seller from France
Liked to sing and liked to dance
His cute Palais glide
Got the ladies on side
So he thought he was in with a chance

A foolish young fellow from Perth

Scrumpy · April 29, 2023, 08:13:09 AM

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth

klondike · April 29, 2023, 09:01:02 AM

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick

GrannyMac · April 29, 2023, 09:15:12 AM

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick
it started to tick 💣

Scrumpy · April 29, 2023, 10:22:01 AM

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick
it started to tick
He now lives in Brighton, Oxford and Wandsworth

April 29, 2023, 10:30:55 AM

Today our Sally gets wed

GrannyMac · April 29, 2023, 05:14:19 PM

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head

Scrumpy · April 29, 2023, 06:17:49 PM

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head
She wants to wear black

klondike · April 29, 2023, 07:20:30 PM

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head
She wants to wear black
With her head in a sack

Michael Rolls · April 30, 2023, 05:29:47 AM

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head
She wants to wear black
With her head in a sack
So she can send her sister instead

There once was a man of the cloth

GrannyMac · April 30, 2023, 07:29:31 AM

There once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth

klondike · April 30, 2023, 08:22:23 AM

There once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth
Despite this meager fast

Scrumpy · April 30, 2023, 09:04:16 AM

there once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth
Despite this meagre fast
He was rather large around the a*se

Ashy · April 30, 2023, 09:18:00 AM

Quote from: Scrumpy on April 29, 2023, 10:22:01 AMA foolish young fellow from Perth

Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick
it started to tick
He now lives in Brighton, Oxford and Wandsworth

Very good team

klondike · April 30, 2023, 10:13:46 AM

There once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth
Despite this meagre fast
He was rather large around the arse
And couldn't keep up with a sloth

The good vicar of the village of Morton

Michael Rolls · April 30, 2023, 07:08:42 PM

The good vicar of the village of Morton
Rode to church on his favourite Norton